italian bastard

something you call your bro who's italian

Hey look! It's the Italian Bastard!!!!!

by ilovetheitalianbastard February 18, 2017

Italian pipeline

When you use a frozen sweet or spicy Italian sausage as a dildo.

"...and then Mario bent over and got an Italian pipeline right up the ass!"

by SerenadingSiren July 14, 2017

italian windmill

A sex move of domination where a male is about to ejaculate and starts to spin as quickly as he can in a circle spraying semen everywhere.

I had to show my girl who was boss last night so while she was giving me a blow job I performed an Italian Windmill

by Foreign Fan July 26, 2017

italian security system

The old women, and sometimes men, who sit and watch the neighborhood all day and fill you in on gossip and keep an eye out for shady characters

Oh, I'm not overly worried about someone messing with my bike, I've got the Italian security system

by JohnnyJack August 26, 2017

Italian facial

When you dump the pasta out into the strainer and put your face in the steam.

As I poured out the tortellini, I enjoyed an Italian facial

by Phatnattapia September 2, 2017

italian sister

When you receive a blowjob from a dude in the dark with a mustache but it doesn't count as being gay because you cannot see it.

Last night I got an Italian sister from Frank.

by The real White Fury October 9, 2017

Italian christmas donkey

Unwanted butt play from an Italian on christmas

Lastnnight doninic gave me an italian christmas donkey

by Bitch 599 April 22, 2018