Covid Con

1. A scam related to using the pandemic to become rich.
2. When somebody promises to help you get your 'stimulus' on their account, then keeps the cash.

He was trying to perpetrate a Covid con,
but I am too smart.

by Divinessence June 15, 2020

COVID-19

Something that will never go away even though the pandemic won't last forever.

Some stupid guy: Eats Bat Soup
That same stupid guy: Gets COVID-19

by PhoenixGamer34 September 21, 2021

COVID-19ed

When someone bails from social interaction. They don't want it to sound personal, but they really don't have a better excuse.

Hey man is your wife's boyfriend coming over for pizza? Nah he found out I'd be there and he COVID-19ed.

by babygress June 4, 2020

COVID-19

Hell

COVID-19 caused what would normally be a good year to just be total crud

by ScienceDude23 November 24, 2020

Covid Buddy

Covid buddy is someone who handles all your needs during the Corona Pandemic. Physical, mental, emotional.

I met this guy and I chose him to be my covid buddy so I didn’t have to find a boyfriend

by Julio Hones February 8, 2021

covid fat

Body fat accumulated during lame-ass pandemics.

Damn... Look at all that covid fat on Jeff Ross!

by Harvey Dogg December 20, 2020

Covid Privilege

To avoid any unwanted social event, gathering or function without shame or guilt by using the pandemic as an excuse.

I didn't want to see this guy who keeps texting me. So even though I'm cool with seeing people, I used my covid privilege to get out of it. LOL

by VisyVisyVis89 December 29, 2020