The guy who owns an iPhone and wants everyone to know. For him, it's a status symbol that he can afford a $150 phone. Whenever anyone asks a question to which the answer is unclear, always responds "let me check my iPhone."
The hallmark of an iPhone Guy is referring to his phone as an iPhone at every opportunity.
The hallmark of an iPhone Guy is referring to his phone as an iPhone at every opportunity.
-After losing his phone
iPhone Guy: "Hey, have you seen my iPhone?"
-Showing a picture to friends
iPhone Guy: "I took this picture on my iPhone, doesn't it look great?"
-On a disputed fact
iPhone Guy: "Hey, I have my iPhone right here, let me check Wikipedia!"
iPhone Guy: "Hey, have you seen my iPhone?"
-Showing a picture to friends
iPhone Guy: "I took this picture on my iPhone, doesn't it look great?"
-On a disputed fact
iPhone Guy: "Hey, I have my iPhone right here, let me check Wikipedia!"
by jobssucksballs January 13, 2009
Get the iPhone Guy mug.The destruction of the Earth by use of iTunes, as foreshadowed by the iTunes End User License Agreement.
Below are the words that have accurately predicted the morbid outcome of the near-future of computer software used for organizing digital music libraries.
"You also agree that you will not use these products for...the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons."
Below are the words that have accurately predicted the morbid outcome of the near-future of computer software used for organizing digital music libraries.
"You also agree that you will not use these products for...the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons."
"Do you fear the iPocalypse?"
Preacher: "The iPocalypse is a-comin'!"
That Satanist kid who used his parents' house as a church when they left for the weekend: "I hereby summon the four demons of the iPocalypse!"
Or...
Man who walks into an airport carrying only his laptop case, going through the packs of security, then taking out his laptop:
"EVERYONE, GET DOWN! I'VE GOT iTUNES AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT! IT'LL BE THE F**KIN' iPOCALYPSE!"
Preacher: "The iPocalypse is a-comin'!"
That Satanist kid who used his parents' house as a church when they left for the weekend: "I hereby summon the four demons of the iPocalypse!"
Or...
Man who walks into an airport carrying only his laptop case, going through the packs of security, then taking out his laptop:
"EVERYONE, GET DOWN! I'VE GOT iTUNES AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT! IT'LL BE THE F**KIN' iPOCALYPSE!"
by Demonstray January 17, 2008
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than a fairly expensive music player, the Ipod appears to have fomented a vicious social conflict unseen since the French Revolution.
than a fairly expensive music player, the Ipod appears to have fomented a vicious social conflict unseen since the French Revolution.
Husband: "Honey, I bought you an Ipod for Christmas!"
Wife: "An Ipod!" "You Goddamn prick, I want a divorce."
Wife: "An Ipod!" "You Goddamn prick, I want a divorce."
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by Outkast with a K November 23, 2004
Get the T.I.P. mug.ipshita also commonly know as ishpita is a name defined for a chick who is short, sweet, loving and adventurous as hell. She is very polite and kind from the outside but when you get to know her she is crazy as hell!! xD. You would be lucky to have a friend like her
by SidSaxy March 12, 2015
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From ipse (self) + sexual.
From ipse (self) + sexual.
"I don't think of myself as heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, or even asexual. I'm mostly ipsexual."
by Chrekol July 28, 2005
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Ipod Whore:
Ipod Whore:
Ipod Whore: I just got my 20 gig ipod! yay!
Magazine AD: NEW IPOD NANO! SMALLER AND CRAPPIER!!
Ipod Whore: OMG I WANT THAT!!!I HAVE TO HAVE IT!!!
Magazine AD: NEW IPOD NANO! SMALLER AND CRAPPIER!!
Ipod Whore: OMG I WANT THAT!!!I HAVE TO HAVE IT!!!
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