Instacrush

When you instantly gain a crush on someone, or something.

Sounds far less sappy and weird than 'love at first sight' and probably smoother to use in a sentence as well.

When I was younger, simply seeing a man with long, elegant, hair gave me an instacrush.

by thisyellocatnow May 27, 2020

Instacartunnel Syndrome

The painful throbbing feeling in an Instacart shopper's opposable thumbs, frantically searching for a batch that will never arrive.

Baby, why aren't you playing video games tonight?

I got instacartunnel syndrome, because the bots are stealing all the goddamn batches!!

by Cattard April 30, 2020

instagram president

A president who goes politically inactive and turns to posting cool photos on his Instagram after their term, hoping to keep a very simple and positive perception.

After years of not helping the democratic party and standing on the sidelines, instagram president Obama has come back to endorse Joe Biden and stop Bernie Sanders from winning the nomination.

by ProbablyAHacher June 24, 2020

Instaglam

The process of curating one’s instagram page for the purpose of gaining clout, friends, etc. Involves an obsessive-compulsive need to delete posts which do not fit one’s brand and to maintain a followers:following ratio of greater than 1:1.

“Hold on, I’ve got 446 followers and am following 447. Gotta work on my instaglam”

by gmonkey01 July 9, 2020

Instagationist

Someone who for the benefit of their amusement starts drama between other people.

Damn There he goes again , Larry is such an instagationist.

by Daweazel91 September 15, 2020

instagrandstanding

It’s like you just drunkenly post whatever is in your Spotify speed and then the next day you wake up and everybody is like “holy shit! i thought you were trying to get my attention with that song”.

Dude I was totally Instagrandstanding that customer at work earlier.

Holy shit! I just did my first Instagrandstand!

-skateboarder

by InstagramStan October 20, 2020

Instagasm

When a girl/boy has an instant orgasm seeing something of sexually explicit detail.

Kara and Coco had an instagasm when they saw Cole Coronado’s tiny torpedo.

by “That’s What She Said” October 31, 2020