university of illinois at chicago

A school often confused with the University of Chicago, an elite private university.

Like Penn State and UPenn, a wealthy and intelligent student body gets screwed over by the name of their college.

"So where did you go to school?"
"The University of Chicago."
"Sweet, me too! What fast food restaurant are you working at?"
"No, no, not the University of Illinois at Chicago. The University of Chicago. I got a degree in Economics there and now I'm making 120k a year on Wall Street."
"Oh. Would you like fries with that?"

by Corbin James M. July 2, 2006

illiternet

Complete ignorance of the internet.

Alice couldn't send an email if her life depended on it, she is so illiternet.

by JusticeAK January 28, 2006

Varna, Illinois

A shit hole in the middle of a corn field in Illinois.

"wanna go to varna, Illinois?
What the fuck is varna?

by Yuup July 22, 2012

pretentious illiterate

Noun; the guy who always tries to read the passage with all the words that your teacher thinks you dont know, and then fails miserably.

Johnny: "The inttimmaetam, wait... intimadendate..."

Teacher: "That's Intimatent Johnny."

Classmate: "Wow. That pretentious illiterate made the whole class look like dumb shits."

by The Ging May 10, 2010

Elmhurst Illinois

Great place. Great XC team. Thats about it.

Man 1: Went to Elmhurst Illinois yesterday
Man 2: Really? I heard they have a great XC team!
Man: True

by Tom Hanks 12345t November 27, 2011

illidelphia

a gangster place were only gangster people and gangster things are alowed and a lot of hot girls are ther and a lot of gangster things like basketball,football,baseball,hot girls,music(hip hop)

old orchard beach and sanford maine and haverhill mass

by nader and stephen June 12, 2005

illingworth

Facial expression most commonly seen on the face of someone having a poo.

I love you honey, but you'll never see my illingworth.

by Phish April 11, 2005