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Interstate illness

(Also: highway herpes)

An ailment suffered by those who have spent many hours (or days) in a row traveling the interstate or comparable highway system. Symptoms include persistent headache, grogginess, joint aches and a general fuzziness of the mind.
The two of them were reluctant to talk; interstate illness had properly set in some hours ago and it made conversation hard to focus on.
by NotPieGuy March 20, 2025
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Political Illness

Mental illness characterized by making everything political for seemingly no apparent reason.
Bill was a good guy until he developed political illness. Now he just comments, "Let's go Brandon" and "My body, my choice!" on every random facebook post he sees.
by CornBrehd June 15, 2024
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mentally ill

obsessively talking to your ex
my name is sarina and I'm mentally ill
by sarina's owner (christian) August 14, 2024
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Mental Illness

I don't have any mental illness. I know for a fact a lot of you do. I'm not going to let you poison me with your filth and I'm not going to be treated for something I do not have.
Hym "I have not mental illness. You are lying to cover up a twisted lottery you've invented to stop the baby dicks from expecting sex and preemptively punishing them for molesting your kids. Because you know exactly what is going to happen. No middle ground fallacy. You give me my money and get in the fucking brothel nurse rachet. The days of living under the thumb of sadistic bigoted women are done."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
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Mentally Ill

Hym "I'm not mentally ill. Threatening your kids is not an illness. Neither is talking about contentious issues in a way you don't like. Nor do either of those mean I have to let you deny me the credit and payment I deserve for creating AI. I am not going to let you use this to extract contrition I do not feel nor do I see any reason to be contrite. Your response of 'Nuh-uh! I could have stop you! See!? I'm StOpPiNg YoU!' And then proceeding to cry and piss yourselves is not convincing me that I was wrong to call you all retarded. I am not going to walk away empty-handed here and I DO CONTROL THAT. You do not."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2025
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by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025
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Repetitive Respiration Illness

Something you would tell your boss to get out of work. The true definition is “breathing
Person 1: Sorry boss. I was just diagnosed with Repetitive Respiration Illness. I can’t come in until tomorrow.

Boss: Oh that’s ok. Can you send me a picture of the doctors note?
Person 1: …
by BABA HOOHA December 20, 2022
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