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Dude? You still have mix CDs? Please. You know everyone has an ipod now.
by DizzyLizzy December 12, 2007
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iPod

An Apple-made device that can play downloaded music. iPods cost around $250 in stores, but are remarkably easy to win online.
I don't have an iPod, but I have still managed to salvage some self-esteem.
by Diggity Monkeez June 11, 2006
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The iPod Shuffle

When you dance/groove/air guitar around to the music in your headphones that nobody else can hear. Mostly seen in crowded places (trains, city streets etc.).
*random guy in the city street is doing air guitar with headphones on*

Bystander: Woah, watch out for that guy; he's doing the iPod shuffle!
by TheVelvetFog April 21, 2007
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iPod

Music player designed by Apple computers. Among such other innovations as G5 processor, iMac, PowerBook, Airport Express, and much much more. All hail Steve Jobs!!
Go Macs!
Jobs: Let's give PC users a taste of our power with this sample product, dubbed "iPod"
by Praetorian Guard June 11, 2006
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iPod

The worst piece of technology that is around today. I have used my cousin's iPod, just to look around, and I can say, personally, it really have some flaws. Here they are:

1. The scroll pad goes too fast. If you want to select a song, be prepared to wait for 5 minutes to attempt to select it, since it goes too fast.

2. The fact that there is so many. There is the 1 gig, 2 gig, 4 gig, 8 gig, 30 gig, and an 80 gig. Now, say before the 30 gig came out, you bought the 8 gig. Now you are stuck with that until you can fork up $250 just to buy it. Also, the 2 gigs are $150. I have an Icetech Keo, that has the same space,, and cost me only $100, and works just as well.

3. The iPod shuffle is really not innovative. It just makes going through music harder. You have no clue what song you are currently on, and the fact that it is smaller means it is harder to find when it is lost.

4. The 30 gig and the 80 gig are really clunky and bulky. If you attempt to fit it in your pocket, it will probably barely fit. Also, who needs 20,000 songs on an 80 gig? Or who has that many, as a matter of fact?

5. Apple makes it sound like it is the only mp3 player out there. But instead, they fail at that. My Icetech Keo can play music as well as play videos, view pictures, play games, listen to the radio, have a phone book, record and play back sounds, and view documents. What can an iPod do? Play music, play videos (which you have to dish out $250 for), and play pointless games, like what is this song, like you don't know any of the songs you put on it.

As you can see, I despise it, because Apple acts like it is the only one out there, but is really shitty.
Yea, I didn't buy an iPod. I bought an IceTech Keo at http://www.icetechusa.com/, and it works as fine, if not better than an iPod.
by Lightdude December 30, 2008
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iPod

An overhyped and overpriced piece of shit music player made by Apple. Costs $250 for one that actually works good. iPods will eventually be made to store every piece of content on the iTunes Store. They often tend to break easy, resulting in immediate loss of coolness when you drop it.
Sally ann: "OMG I JusT got AN iPOD!! OMGOMGOMG! IM GONNA FIT IN"
Emo Girl: "I. Got. One. To. Everyone. Will. Be. My. Friend"

2 Hours Later...
Sally Ann: "WTF MY IPAWD JUST LIKE DIED I MEAN LIKE OMG THIS PIECE OF TRASH I"M GONNA GO TO THE APPLE STORE AND JUST LIKe, GO on MYSPACE ON ALL THE compies NOW."
by ssavoy December 20, 2007
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What's on ________'s iPod?

a very popular youtube subject. If you need to click on the youtube definition, you suck.
"What's on ________'s iPod?" (blond girl appears on screen with iPod headphones on, and pieces of songs play as she lipsynchs.) Subtitles; Love, Hate, Love*Downer*Black Hole Sun*Chemicals*Say Yes*Devour*Stairway to Heaven*Wake Me Up when September Ends*Right Turn*(improvise a faster grunge song here, then fade to black.)
by THE REAL Grungegirl August 9, 2009
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