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Pretending I don't

Pretending I do so you can keep pretending I don't.
Hym "Pretending I don't already have it isn't going to save you."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
mugGet the Pretending I don'tmug.
A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.
Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!

Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.
by FrenchOnion February 4, 2024
mugGet the I don't wake up in the morning formug.

the department of I don't give a fuck

Unfortunately, this department cannot assist you with your problem. Why? Because I don't give a fuck.
Joey just got fired. He wants to appeal it.

He needs to talk to the department of I don't give a fuck. That guy's an idiot.
by Shuaman October 12, 2018
mugGet the the department of I don't give a fuckmug.

I don't... Need a... Cure for Me

🎶Da da da dada da dada🎶
Hym *Hums "I don't... Need a... Cure for Me"* "🎶Da da da dada da dada🎶 Eat a dick Sam Harris. You fucking jew bitch. 🎶Da da da dada da dada🎶"
by Hym Iam February 23, 2025
mugGet the I don't... Need a... Cure for Memug.

I don't know

me: adam whats your favorite days
adam: I don't know
by maya0 April 8, 2021
mugGet the I don't knowmug.

I don't agree with the language

Used before a statement of agreement to indicate that the speaker doesn't particularly approve of foul (or just plain rude) language.
Driver: What the hell's this cocksucker doing here? This is the fast lane and he's driving like my gramps!

Passenger: I don't agree with the language, but you're right.
by Stupidly Sophisticated March 1, 2023
mugGet the I don't agree with the languagemug.

I don't really get paid enough to care

A person that doesnt do their job correctly or doesnt care about it, because said person isnt compensated enough to do so.
Person 1 to the maintenance crewman: ,,That pipe is leaking"
the maintenance crewman: ,,I don't really get paid enough to care"
by R_l_T November 24, 2024
mugGet the I don't really get paid enough to caremug.

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