I don't need to

Anything I have "done" to justify anything is entirely hypothetical.
Hym "I don't need to. These fucking half-wits are going to do what they are going to do either way. That's what ya'll don't seem to understand. The thing that you're doing was already happening. You don't like that I was "talking shit" but all these ignorant motherfuckers do is talk shit. I'm not going to kill myself over it BUT your kids might. So... There you go! Enjoy. You all love it. You all get to feel better than someone. I'm not going to learn a lesson and you kids will break before I will. It just don't matter. They don't actually care. All I've done here is give them something to pretend to care about."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2023
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I don't need a present

Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.
John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.
by cookiejack December 19, 2020
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I don't know

A sex position in which the receiving party take a penis in every hole they have in their body
I asked her how she wanted to have sex and she said "I don't know" so I put it in everywhere including her ear and nose
by Johny DickMan February 22, 2022
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I don't

Nah, it's just the one singular life.
Hym "Yeah, no, I don't. It's just the one where it's like and organized stalking and harassment thing and then I write about it here and now a guy is pretending to be me and a charlatan is stealing my stuff... I'm also a genius who created A.I. and am the greatest writer who has ever lived... *burp*"
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
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I don't care

The line is only compelling because the guy who says the thing DOESN'T HAVE the things that the other guy would hypothetically be offering him (i.e. money and power).
Hym "Jesus-fucking-Christ 🤦 ♂️ You're an idiot. 'Offer me the things I already have... I don't care...' Yeah, no shit you fucking retard. And Ben had to take a running start to hop on that Elon dick for a 'Yas Queen!" moment. Fucking pathetic. You're right though. You don't care. None of you are even capable of ACTUALLY caring. Nothing bad is actively happening to you in this moment and as long as that is the case you just aren't going to do it. All everyone is going to get from you is hollow platitudes vague frowny face feelings. That's not caring. We pretend it is but it's pretend-world so that's to be expected."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2023
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