Hotel Hag

Someone good enough to have hotel sex with but someone you don't want to be seen in public with.

I want to go out on a date with him but we never go out anywhere. I'm afraid I'm just a hotel hag.

by anonymous December 17, 2024

hotel for dogs

A sex thing

you ever been to hotel for dogs?

by smallbean69 November 14, 2021

hotel day

Slang for sex in a hotel. Commonly done on set dates.

My mistress wanted another hotel day so we decided to get hot and dirty in Marriot.

by biscuitsandgravy January 27, 2012

hotel honda

the mobile place aka their car (a honda) where a slut or whore uses as her mobile fucking grounds !!!!!! or mobile brothel for her port a pussy!!! hotel honda

hop back in HOTEL HONDA & keep on rollin' down whore highway you slutwheel!!!!!

by GIDDYUPBABYy March 17, 2010

Hotel Transylvania

To skillfully manage a situation, especially when it involves a diverse and eccentric group of individuals. Inspired by Count Dracula's ability to run a hotel for monsters with unique needs.

Person 1: "How did you handle that family reunion with your quirky relatives?"
Person 2: "Oh, I totally Hotel Transylvania it. Uncle Morty's ghost stories, Aunt Mildred's vampire conspiracy theories — I navigated it all like a pro."

by Didoiso123 November 26, 2023

Gay Balls Hotel

the coolest and gayest friend group ever (aka alex, mars, max, shuu/zen, and roz <333) the best friend group evr!!!!! thx for changing my life gaylords you guys genuinely made my year so eventful and fun !! (/kinda srs but also /j idk)

Someone: yo have you heard about the gay balls hotel members!?
Someone#2: yeah theyr the best!!!!

by totally not kou September 1, 2022

Hotel-obsessed

Individuals who love staying at luxury hotels.

I’m literally hotel-obsessed. I’ve stayed at the Ritz Carlton 10 times this year.

by Luxury Travel Babe April 24, 2023