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Steven Hawking Nut 

When you have such a powerful nut that you're whole body looses feeling and you look like Steven Hawking while making the loudest groan as if you soul has left your body.
Dude- Hey, are you ok? Your face is messed up.
Other Dude- Yeah, I just experienced a Steven Hawking Nut while me and my "mate" were messing around, and half of my face got permanently paralyzed.
Dude- Oh man, that.....is AWESOME!
Steven Hawking Nut by M0/\/ty December 4, 2017
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Hawkins Hallow

An area located in Normallville, PA filled with trailers and everything known to man that's illegal including stripers, drugs, a lot of incest, and counterfeiting money. The majority of the people living there are scurfy, smell bad, don't take showers, and are highly uneducated.
girl 1-"See that girl right there"
girl 2-"Yea she looks pregnent"
girl 1-"She is and it's her brother's baby"
girl 2-"Well that's not a shocker she lives in Hawkins Hallow"
You have to go hawkage when trying to make a snow angel.
Hawkage by TheWoodlands July 26, 2010
Someone who works at a hawker center, or open-air food court, in Singapore.
Kelvin used to work in a store, but now he's a hawker at his parents' stall and is much happier.
Hawker by nertlk May 31, 2020

Butter Hawk 

- A fine lady or lass with the brass glutes of a Greek Goddess.

- Cheeks.
"Damn gurrl, you is a butter hawk!"

"That girl's cheeks are like those of a butter hawk."
Butter Hawk by ColonelBrust69 August 12, 2009
A C-Hawk is a true champion who will come out victorious in his life no matter what.

How to become a C-Hawk in 8 easy steps:

1.Make basic grammatical distinctions. BEWARE. Your brain might melt from trying to grasp the enigmatic essence that differentiates the words ''your'' and ''you're''. How he does it, we'll never know.

2.Master the art of making one piss blood. To grasp this concept, a C-Hawk will become an apprentice at the most elite of learning facilities: Prison. Footlong criminal records are strongly recommended if you want to give YOUR glare that extra zing!

3.Manage at least 500 accounts online. This means NO FREE TIME. What girl is more important than trying to get your point across to a numskulled invertebrate? And sleep? Forget that shit. Sleep is for fags.

4. Know every word in the dictionary. Why demarcate your lexicon to a meager quantum fabricated of vacuous terms when you can excogitate the unmitigated meticulousness of a dictionary? Memorize it. Certainly don't pay attention during your school years, whatever you do.

5.Become a pimp! Start off by having flawless skin and a twelve pack. To attract the right women, you will need a sexy scent. Axe is so 2006. This year, it's all about the smell of sweat and blood! The chicks dig it.

6.Be born simply the best at everything you do. If you're a shitmunity dweller, you may not become a C-Hawk. However, you may become the fabric used to make his carpeting.

7.???

8.PROFIT!
C-Hawk could also be interpreted as PWN1N
C-Hawk by Justafan<3 January 23, 2011

Low Hawk 

When one shaves all their pubic hair except for the hair between their testicles/vagina and their anus.
I think she trapped the stench in her Low Hawk.
Low Hawk by Allen Patrick Wagner February 13, 2012