hamster

by G.W.Bnig December 04, 2017
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Hamster

A female that tends to sleep most of the day, cook good food, smoke marijuana and play video games. Most hamsters also have an eclectic taste in music, shows, and other entertainment.

Physically hamster tend to be short thicc girls.
The maker of this is a hamster; she sleeps 10hrs and splits the waking time between work, games, and cooking.

I am a hamster, I need music to breathe and can cook a meal out of nothing

The hamster is a short thicc girl that's perfect wife material
by Pink Hamster Kirby April 21, 2022
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Something that you shove up your ass when you're horny
I just shoved an entire fucking hamster up my asshole
by . February 12, 2022
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that one animal you thundercunt at the wall after dying in a game
my mate jack absolutely obliterated his hamster after losing 27 times in rainbow 6
by retartar232 December 30, 2023
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by hamgrisen March 28, 2022
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terrible creature of death that dies instantly. No larger than a thumb, no smaller than an atom.
by pseudonym.com@noname.hanuhasme December 17, 2022
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Something retards say in Norway.
Have you smoked hamster?
Dude:So boys what did you do yesterday?
Retard:i smoked some hamster
by Kmustrus November 06, 2017
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