McDonald's Happy Meal

When you take a quarter pound cheeseburger, milkshake, fries, diced apples, and a toy, and shove it up an pussy and fuck it. After, you and your partner can enjoy a McDonald's Happy Meal

I served Jessica the McDonald's Happy Meal so hard she passed out.

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015

Flag

Get the McDonald's Happy Meal mug.

Travis Scott Happy Meal®

Cleaning up a woman's period with the quarter pounder bun.

She didn't have any tampons so I helped her out and gave her a Travis Scott Happy Meal®.

by SuperSonicHymenBreaker September 8, 2020

Flag

Get the Travis Scott Happy Meal® mug.

Happy …

Wow I guess I was given a glimpse of a new dawn

Long ago

Not that I expected it could happen …

To be happy …

What’s clear, is the fact that the two people this evolves around …

Isn’t just two people …

And the two people are crying out for .. each other perhaps …

Yet .. I bet you …

The entire world .. and the moon .. on a stick

Those 2 people are still happier …

Than the other fuckers … that decided to involve themselves ..

And still don’t take the hint ..

Not only outstay .. where they aren’t welcome ..

But refuse to accept ..

It’s really time ..

To fuck off

And leave us alone

Like permanently …

Happy … now unhappy would be a day where I decide to actually write a post .. I stopped myself writing, it’s called …

Brutal deluxe …

And yes it will burn souls …

I have a critical eye … a moral high horse .. and most of all … empathy … what you give me .. I soak up .. dissect … and judge …

I wasn’t like this before ….

Test me …..

by LetsTalkAboutX January 12, 2023

Flag

Get the Happy mug.

Happy Camper

The term Happy Camper originates from the quote, "Not a Happy Camper".

It has been in use for over 20 years.

It's origins are similar to that of the term "Touron" which is a cross between a tourist and a moron. These terms began and are currently widely used in the resort industry and National Park Service.

It was in use as early as 1986 Yosemite National Park by employees of the Yosemite Park and Curry Company.

Laura was not a "Happy Camper' when a bear ate all her food.

by Amadscientist April 10, 2009

Flag

Get the Happy Camper mug.

Shiny Happy People

The term is based on a Chinese propaganda poster popularized by REM in the song of the same name. Its a term that determines that people are faking happiness or false happiness in order to fool the outside world that there are no problems. Shiny Happy People are effectively massive fakes.

Look at that picture they just put up on Facebook they are all shiny happy people

by West Side Massive July 7, 2014

Flag

Get the Shiny Happy People mug.

Haley

The most beyond perfect, smart, beautiful, funny, caring, kind, sweet and a very very sexy girl. She will make you smile and laugh every time you talk to her. Haley is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She has the most amazing smile. She has the most gorgeous eyes, that nobody else has.All Haley's date guys whose name starts with an M. It is just a Haley thing. Haley is always funny and can be serious at some points, but not all the time. All Haley's can make your loose your breathe so easily because they are just stunning. They are easy to fall in love with, but so hard to let go. If you have a Haley to yourself, never let her go. Haley is amazing, she's the best! I love Haley!

Ryan - You saw that girl over there?

Josh - Yeah!

Ryan - She is such a Haley!

Josh - I know!

by PublishThisPleaseeee!! July 17, 2010

Flag