C Hair

A highly accurate unit of measure that also refers to body hair that grows in a certain region of the female anatomy.

Damn, Steve - That's too bad. You only missed that putt by a fucking C Hair!! Good effort though.

by PattyMac78 November 4, 2009

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doody hairs

Traces of fecal matter left on anus follicles following a subject's successful excretion. Diarrhea can intensify, as liquid bowel movements infiltrate anus follicles at a higher rate. Also, not properly cleaning the rectal area following excretion can intensify. Can produce many symptoms including strong/pungent odor, extreme itchiness and rashes. When accompanied by toilet paper morsels and anus perspiration, an exotic human anomaly called dingle-berries can transpire.

After a night of heavy drinking Armando stopped by the local Taco Bell and consumed 6 bean burritos; later that night Armando, still intoxicated, excreted a very loose stool and fell asleep on the toilet. The next morning his anus itched quite intensely and it soon became clear he did not properly wipe and was rocking some serious doody hairs.

by mysticblum3 February 5, 2012

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witch's hair

on women, a fast-growing long single strand of hair that grows out of your face or chest

Ew! I just found a witch's hair growing under my chin!

by neonRashes September 11, 2020

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GOod HaiR

Good hair automatically equals healthy and trained hair.

Stylist: I have 7 clients heads to style and I should be done pretty quick because they all have trained healthy hair that I can work through fast & easy.
Stylist #2: Wish my clients would take care of their head when I'm not there and start training their own heads before they sit up in my chair expecting me to give them good hair.

by Starr27 September 30, 2018

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Hair at the base

-It describes a grown man situation. Being that the if the Dick has hair at its base, then it belongs to a grown man.

-Used to describe something manly, Gnarly, rad, boss, dope, or awesome.

Example 1
-"Dude this UFC match has hair at the base."

-"What?"

-"It's dope as balls"

Example 2
-*sluurrp* "DAMN this Slurpee has hair at the base."

Example 3
- "Yooo that steezy kickflip back tail had hair at the base!"

by Lord Edward Everton VI December 6, 2010

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