urban golf

playing golf in crowded areas especial town centres where the fun beggins

urban golf getting a golf ball putting it down a jus hitting it anywhere to see where it lands

by pandaman who h8s helth a sfety June 26, 2008

shit golf

Shit golf is the opposite of good golf. Hacking up a round of golf with numerous triple bogeys and 5 putts. A day of shit golf usually includes most of the following:

-shanks
-slices
-duffs
-tops
-hooks
-yips
- B.A.C of 3.0 or higher

A score of 87 on the front 9 is just shit golf.

by Beaky buzzard December 30, 2015

golf palsy

Condition that occurs while golfing, that may last an indeterminate amount of time, and causes uncontrollable body movements, and results in a bad swing and high score.

I had a good round going until I contracted golf palsy on hole 12... luckily it only lasted one hole.

by Kevin Dean April 28, 2008

golf cart

car but small and for golf (it is pretty cool)

Bill: I drive golf carts everywhere
Fred: ok

by leafly anonymous August 23, 2022

Golf

Old guys snapping hockey sticks for 1 hour.

Golf no good

by TacoPilot March 24, 2020

Golf Herpes

When your inability to hit a fairway or sink a putt somehow infects your playing partner and they must suffer the same misery.

Todd’s golf herpes somehow infected John and he is having a flair up. Hasn’t made a par in 4 holes.

by BellsBeach50 June 27, 2023

golf cart princess

noun. when you lie about knowing how to golf in order to go out with the guy you like (he wanted to go golfing together), but you suck so bad and are causing a line of old men golfers to form so your crush makes u sit it out in the cart looking all cute. you’re a golf cart princess

you: omg he wants to go golfing together!

friend: i thought you hated golf.
you: yeah, i lied to him.

friend: omg cute you’ll be a total golf cart princess!!

by peeepsie July 29, 2024