big giant humongous turd

The largest shit you ever taken

Guy: I just took a big giant humongous turd!

by Bigsmartypant July 4, 2023

Giant Ever-Rigged Phallus

Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.

Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

Rock Head Giant

A giant made out of rocks with a big head that writes songs.

You got yourself stuck in a situation, you can get yourself out just as easily, just as easily because you got yourself stuck in a situation you can get yourself out just as easily just as easily

Have you heard the new Rock Head Giant song? It’s fire.

by Zack nunya August 5, 2023

Giant loop

When you fucked a hoe so hard you created a black hole in her, so it sucks you in and you find yourself in a time loop

Person 1: Did you bang her?
Person2: Yeah, I created a giant loop.
...
Person 1: Did you bang her?...

by trillmolnar October 16, 2019

Giant SaurusRack

The bumps on a pickle that don’t make it schmooooooth. Bump me up, Giant Gynaaa SaurusRack. Like a vagina but more floofy like with Gianter vagina and schooooooother pickle with NO bumbs. Like a boring pickle.

Also known as A Giant Saurus with a Rack. It’s schmoooooooth like a shaved nutsack.

Once there was a way to suck my dick todayyyyyy. Giant SaurusRack (the guy kind)

Just wanted to smoke some crack,
He (It) Tried to flirt but he just got what he thought was a dessert in his poo pipe and got deSquirts!

So squirtingly , don’t fuck with the giant saurusrack!

So why go to the dump when the snack bar is right next door. If it tastes like shit, turn it around. HOTDOGS! Everybody loves to be valasic (the bumpy pickle) the dill ones. Mmmm pickles. If Mantucket will suck it, Fuck it. Dill Pickled! Not the sweet ones cuz I’d rather eat the Bruceyyyyy Bumps.

by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020

Giant Vanilla

When a guy has a giant penis but is so boring in bed that’s it’s not even worth it

I was so excited to fuck Nick because his dick was so big but then I found out he was just a Giant Vanilla. It was so boring, I almost fell asleep.

by VA31 November 21, 2020

The Egg Giant

A tall person that eats all the eggs in the house and county.

Wow its the egg giant! Protect your eggs or they shall surely be consumed!

by anonymous October 29, 2020