Yesterday I found the biggest ever Asian cock. It measured 8,32 cm, or 3,275 inches. It was really thin, but its the length that matters.
Dude!!! Thats the biggest ever asian cock i have ever seen!!! Its literally an Ultra rare giant Asian cock!
Yeah i know *cums everywhere*
Yeah i know *cums everywhere*
by Big dikker January 15, 2024
Get the Ultra rare giant Asian cockmug. The most extreme form of "oof" to ever exist. Is commonly said when someone has been in a state of extreme discomfort.
by TOP NOT BOTTOM April 25, 2019
Get the GIANT OOFmug. by SudirtPigMan October 9, 2022
Get the Giant Small Skinny Fat Round Square Ballsmug. As Malte, Vilmer, and Johan were on their latest adventure, they stumbled upon a devastated kingdom. The buildings were in ruins, and the fields were barren. There was no one in sight except for a lone giant, sitting in the middle of the wreckage.
The giant, whose name was Issam, had the sweetest soul of any giant the trio had ever met. He was heartbroken that his kingdom was destroyed, and he didn't know how to rebuild it on his own.
Malte, Vilmer, and Johan knew they had to help. They offered to use their unique skills to help Issam rebuild his kingdom.
Malte used his toffel shoes to scout the area and locate any materials that they could use to rebuild the kingdom. Vilmer used his love for pulled pork to prepare delicious meals for the trio and for Issam. And Johan used his knowledge of magic to make the rebuilding process go faster.
Together, they worked tirelessly, day and night, to rebuild the kingdom. They worked on the buildings, repaired the fields, and even planted new crops. Issam was grateful for their help, and he assisted them with his incredible strength.
The giant, whose name was Issam, had the sweetest soul of any giant the trio had ever met. He was heartbroken that his kingdom was destroyed, and he didn't know how to rebuild it on his own.
Malte, Vilmer, and Johan knew they had to help. They offered to use their unique skills to help Issam rebuild his kingdom.
Malte used his toffel shoes to scout the area and locate any materials that they could use to rebuild the kingdom. Vilmer used his love for pulled pork to prepare delicious meals for the trio and for Issam. And Johan used his knowledge of magic to make the rebuilding process go faster.
Together, they worked tirelessly, day and night, to rebuild the kingdom. They worked on the buildings, repaired the fields, and even planted new crops. Issam was grateful for their help, and he assisted them with his incredible strength.
As the days went by, the kingdom slowly began to take shape once again. The buildings were restored, and the fields were blooming with new crops.
Issam was overjoyed to see his kingdom coming back to life. He was also grateful to have met Malte, Vilmer, and Johan, and he knew that he could always count on them.
With the kingdom fully restored, the trio bid farewell to Issam and set off on their next adventure. They knew that they had made a difference in Issam's life, and they felt proud of what they had accomplished.
As they continued on their adventures, they knew that they would always remember the giant with the sweetest soul, and the rebuilding of his kingdom would remain as one of their greatest achievements.
Issam was overjoyed to see his kingdom coming back to life. He was also grateful to have met Malte, Vilmer, and Johan, and he knew that he could always count on them.
With the kingdom fully restored, the trio bid farewell to Issam and set off on their next adventure. They knew that they had made a difference in Issam's life, and they felt proud of what they had accomplished.
As they continued on their adventures, they knew that they would always remember the giant with the sweetest soul, and the rebuilding of his kingdom would remain as one of their greatest achievements.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023
Get the The Giant with The Sweetest Soulmug. This is what we call a tall guy who acts small, this is Kim Namjoon.
He is tall, but acts like a five year old, falls over and breaks a lot of things. He’s clumsy, but that’s what makes him so cute.
He’s 5’11” (180cm) so he’s pretty tall, but he loves soft small things, that makes him small, he likes everything from the sea, and everything from the sea likes him. If you want to make a small giant happy, bring them a crab.
He is big, but he is small.
The opposite of this would be Jungkook, he is small, but acts big. He’s got a black belt though so don’t fight this small man.
He is tall, but acts like a five year old, falls over and breaks a lot of things. He’s clumsy, but that’s what makes him so cute.
He’s 5’11” (180cm) so he’s pretty tall, but he loves soft small things, that makes him small, he likes everything from the sea, and everything from the sea likes him. If you want to make a small giant happy, bring them a crab.
He is big, but he is small.
The opposite of this would be Jungkook, he is small, but acts big. He’s got a black belt though so don’t fight this small man.
Look at Namjoon! He’s such a small giant, so precious, I love him:(
Namjoon’s playing with crabs again, sigh he’s such a small giant.
Namjoon’s playing with crabs again, sigh he’s such a small giant.
by Chuujijen November 13, 2018
Get the Small Giantmug. by mtrappy December 6, 2024
Get the Hoe giantmug. 