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Funkst

The way you feel after parting on alcohol or illegal drugs.
I feel so funkst.
by Supkev. May 1, 2022
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Funksona

Your Fursona, but with Funko Pops.
LeBron James in a Robin Suit is my Funksona. What is yours?
by Tangly June 1, 2025
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Fucksed

Some thing that was once broken but now is fixed
My car broke down so I Fucksed it
by Vilunt_loser June 10, 2007
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fuckshithelldam

when you cant think of anything to say

or

when you so drunk you just yell this out loud to someone
Person 1: Why did you miss a shot?

Person 2: Fuckshithelldam!!!!!!
by AAron/Trey April 5, 2008
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Fuckshaw

meaning "Fuck yes". A combination of the words fuck and shaw
Synonyms: Definitely, Surely, Certainly


Girl: so you wanna get drunk tonight?
Boy: Fuckshaw!
by .Marek. January 17, 2009
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Fucksheath

A synonym of the word condom, which is a rubber *sock* which covers your cock while fucking. The most commonly used method on contraception after anus as it can be hidden in many places such as:
1)in pant pockets
2)in shirt pockets
3)in coat pockets
4)in wallets
5)in shoes
6)under a cap
7)between the penis and the testicles(for a male
8)between beaver-flaps(labii)
9)in a condom box
10)in your mouth
11)already on your penis.

A fucksheath can also be used in many other uses other than a contraceptive, such as:
1)a jizz-bucket
2)a baloon
3)a water baloon
4)a hat
5)a projectile
6)a term paper
Jane:"Did you bring the fucksheath?"
Joe:"Dammit!FML."

Jack:"Why are you walking funny like that, John?"
John:"I've got my fucksheath already on my cock in case shit happens."
Jack: "Don't worry. Sally wouldn't actually take a dump on your dick, man."
John:"..."
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fucksfour

Capacity or volume. Usually of a bed, hot tub, or RV.
"Dude, your waterbed is huge!"
"I know. It's a fucksfour. Sleeps two, fucks four."
by SJ@24 July 22, 2009
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