Gun Lap

A pimped out lap dance for gangstas.

Did ya hear what Josh did to this one girl?
No, what?
He gave her a Gun Lap.
Dude, that's chill.

by LivingUndead666 January 23, 2011

Lap rice

An sti

When a soggy boggy finishes you get lap rice

by Ong223 July 27, 2022

mattress lap

An bountifully haired pubic region, usually on a female, with the appearance of a part stuffed mattress.

Uncommon due to the exponential growth of styled pubic depilation amongst the teen and twenty something demographic.

Wow look at that!!

Ya think it's a merkin?

Mebbe, but it is a she is a true Mattress Lap

by Townsman July 28, 2016

LAP

LAP (Liveaboard Parent), I'm Cool

LAP, leaf 'Ykuk' (Ancestry), Please 'Friend'

by Inteckno April 19, 2023

Lap child

A tot or toddler

My lap child Is starting pre school

by 459395 May 20, 2023

Castro's Lap Dog

When a bastard son with a shitty accent and gay haircut tries to turn a democracy into Communist country whilst hiding behind a pandemic and his door.

Hey look over there, isn't that Trued... Nevermind. That's Castro's Lap Dog.

by Indifferent justice March 21, 2022

lapping valves

Lapping valves is how people attempt to save money on a valve job and kill power at the same time.

I'm to cheap to go to a machine shop so I'm lapping valves myself.

by Machinist Rick March 14, 2025