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FOBsessed

Basically when you're obsessed with Chicago softcore band, Fall Out Boy.
Me: I'm FOBsessed!
by simaxoxo September 19, 2020
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fooboober

Bella was making noodles when suddenly the pot started to boil over and she screamed “fooboober!”
by Patricia Blackheart September 30, 2020
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fooby (fame)

Cool Luigi main in Smash Ultimate, he also likes Futaba from Persona. Their other name is "Fame", and sometimes we call him "Fame the Game" or "Famer the Gamer". Although most of the time, he is called that by adventureruler. He is also friends with other people from adventurerulers server, like Macaroni9255.
Fooby (Fame): Yo, Jo.

Adventureruler: Yooo, Famer the Gamer!

Macaroni9255: Oi, Foomb'st've.
by Dark Nebula December 11, 2020
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foodstamp ho

1.) Someone using government benefits while making money selling their body in some form or fashion (stripping, escorting, sugar baby life, FaceTime sex shows/Camshows paid via CashApp/PayPal, or just straight up stone cold prostitution ) they work in the sexwork trade where the money cannot be traced and taxed which is how they maintain their EBT card, Medicaid, Section 8, Cash Assistance, etc so they can afford more luxuries than if they only worked at a 9 to 5 minimum wage square job. Onlyfans, Phonesex, Webcam models, and pornstars are all independent contractors that fill out a w9 so their money is documented and reported on the books and they have to pay taxes so they don’t qualify for government assistance if they make enough. Sexworkers make more than the average person, a phonesex operator alone can make as much as a registered nurse and no one will touch her and her identity can remain completely anonymous.

2.) Someone that will provide sexual favors in exchange for foodstamps
Sukihana: “Ratchet but saditty
Got all of these niggas wishin
Fucked him in Miami, made him buy me some new titties
Backseat of the Benz felt that dick all in my kidneys

Pull my panties down and ride his face all the way to Dennys
I'ma ratchet-ass ho

a food stamp ho

Put that dick all in my throat 'til I lose my voice (yeah)
I'ma ratchet ass ho, a food stamp ho

Put that dick all in my throat 'til I lose my voice”

Scenario#2

Kyra: “How does Marissa drive a brand new Mercedes Benz, have a collection of Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Prada and Birkin bags, expensive clothes, a collection of red bottoms, a new weave and nail set every week when she’s living in the hood and is on section 8”?

Belinda: She’s a foodstamp ho, she makes money doing sexwork on the side, she only deals with rich men and high paid drug dealers that give her large amounts of money and support her lifestyle but it legally isn’t considered income and cannot be proven that the money was given specifically in exchange for a sexual favor, so they cannot prosecute her, and on paper it says she makes only $12,000 a year so she qualifies for $500 of foodstamps a month and only pays $50 a month for rent due to qualifying for government benefits even though in reality she’s making six figures or more

Scenario#3

Tyrell: Brenda sucked my dick in exchange for my foodstamp card

Sean: “Oh I didn’t know she was a foodstamp ho”
by RatchetButSaditty May 21, 2021
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Fools Finessed

Putting ungrateful children back in there place, where they belong.
by BigMan1234567890 September 2, 2021
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foodson

a food having a name like a person leading ppl to believe it's a real person.
pretzel, my favorite foodson.
by anonymous September 17, 2021
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foodspring

foodspring is the one who goes to the gym because he is a true sport lover and not to take selfies. He is the one giving advice on workouts only if you ask him to, and not to show off. He is the one who never skips a pre workout snack. He is the one always arriving on time at the gym class. He is the one who never steps in the gym with dirty training shoes. He is the one who never drops weights on the ground and always put them back on their place after using them.

Don’t let him go, he’s just a limited edition!
foodspring is the healthiest and tastiest person I have ever met
by 🏋️‍♀️ November 23, 2021
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