man flu

''Sick'' but still able to game

brutal throat and chest but can still get a game or 2 in ''Perry's man flu''

by Branders dot rocks April 20, 2018

swine flu

the urge to make out with or an attraction to fat people of the opposite sex.

Matt: Did you see who Joe left the bar with last night?

Scott: yeah, Sabina must be weigh at least 250 lbs. Joe's got swine flu.

by fireskim May 4, 2009

rosedale flu

the chough one gets after taking a really big bong hit

becky got the rosedale flu this morning

by glen April 5, 2004

Swine Flu

A Zombie Virus that will infect the entire world if a cure is not found.

Oh Shit....I jsut got bitten by that guy over there (Points to an undead)...i guess i have swine flu

by the_concious_you _needed May 6, 2009

Wu Flu

When a Wu-Tang Clan song gets stuck in your head

You: "Tiger style, tiger style, tiger sty-"
Friend: "What are you saying?"
You: "Oh, sorry. I caught the Wu Flu."

by Ham420 December 10, 2010

Kung Flu

What to call the Coronavirus when you want to offend radical leftists as payback for the stupid shit they have said and done or if you are Anti-Asian.

Despite what was initially thought, you can get the Kung Flu more than once.

by PhoenixGamer34 September 21, 2022

Lovers flu

Where two people who are married/dating are off from work "sick" at the same time. Most likely they are either not sick or have some sort of STD.

Admin office :
"Mr X & Mrs Y are off with flu today."

Office staff :
"Dude, X & Y are off with lovers flu! LOL Probably got genital fungus"

by Monkey January 12, 2008