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Going Flat

Going Flat refers to a brave woman who decides not to have reconstructive surgery after a mastectomy in our boob-obsessed world.
"Oh Brad , stop your fucking whining because you won't be able to caress my breasts or roll your tongue around my hardened nipples and titty fuck me since I am going flat . I couldn't stand having your belly on my face , while your trying to use my tits as a Gutenberg Press on your cock and shooting your wod on my neck anyway. "
by EelNotRub August 30, 2016
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Flat Stanley

When an obese woman lies on top of a skinny man during sex. This results in a flattening of the man, slowly crushing his bones and compressing his organs. The man is then sent around the country in an envelope. Old people and retards take pictures with him at national landmarks.
When Sue and Fred have sex they do the Flat Stanley. Fred usually ends up in the hospital to have his lungs refilled. He's been told he only has a month to live.
by ghett0d3ana May 7, 2010
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Is the earth flat?

We KNOW the answer. No, the earth is not flat, it’s round like a ball, and anyone who asks that question is retarded as fuck.
Aaron: hey Matt, is the earth flat?
Matt: bruh
Aaron: ok, I’ll ask someone else.
Aaron: hey David, is the earth flat?
David: shut the fuck up!
Aaron: it’s either yes or no
Aaron: Mason, my man, is the earth flat?
Mason: no
Aaron: man they’re horrible liars
by Kidswillbekids October 29, 2019
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whatever floats your boat

This means whatever turns you on, interests you, suits you, something you like, your preference or choice
e.g. Q. 'Would you like to go skiing?' A. 'Whatever floats your boat' (your choice or preference)

e.g. Statement 'I prefer boys to girls'; Response 'I just like girls but whatever floats your boat is fine with me'.
by JacktheDog February 6, 2010
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flat ass

A twenty-first century version of the secretarial spread, caused by passing long hours planted in front of a computer. Also related to phone ear.
"I have to get a better job. I've spent the entire day just sitting on my flat ass, staring at that stupid screen."
by Deb1955 October 28, 2005
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flat chested

some one who is a part of the "ITTY BITTY TITTY COMITTIY"
in other words, very small breasts.
boobless.
by Josh O August 18, 2004
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Fload

Dude did see that guy at the buffet he was such a fload.
by Poof daddy February 18, 2014
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