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Flatcake

It's a more polite way to say fucking shit , because there are (video)websites that censor or hide some comments , this is because of certain word usage !!!!
Well Sir , You have the absolute right to believe whatever you want , I really don't give a flying flatcake !!!!
by Holy Scheiße May 24, 2024
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flanchulant

Flanchulant is a word derived from Ancient Greece to describe a fancy and Devine energy that you feel in your everyday life for example “you’ve got that flanchulant pussy power” it’s an adjective a verb and a noun all in one because it is so flanchulant- SB, AC
You’ve got that flanchulant pussy power
by Flanchulant December 5, 2024
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Flitch

The web-like skin between the thumb and forefinger.
Look at my flitch; it got a paper cut.”
by hunn1fruit December 18, 2024
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Fletcher

Total daddy/mommy with a girthy dump truck and the wits of a 2000s British comedian. This person is always in a callous competition with the abrasively elaborate tedium & affliction that often accompanies philosophical unease; they're resisting the weight of an impending nihilistic dread. Curvy and chunky fellow with a proclivity for paraplegia in convictions.

A person who's culminating an unending refrain of self-awareness and improvement, always presenting themselves from a twisted angled perception of themselves.
Person 1: "I met this guy on campus today. He was really complex in his strife for philosophical ease and unturning some fundamentals principles of our universe!"
Person 2: "Without a shadow of doubt, I can assure you've encountered an intriguing breed of man."
Person 1: "I can't be {visibly discarding presented facts}... so that means..."
Person 2: "Indeed my friend: tis the residue of a peachy man, on thine soul. An archetype of man, one that, alone, drew the first breathe of the sentient man, a well-informed individual. The man thou hast encountered in thine corporeal routines, was as a matter of fact, a fierce Fletcher."
Person 1: "He, the unforsaken sinner, the cornerstone of all man's greatest feats, the adonis of all sapien archetypes, even the first triple sapien sapien sapien, was the one present in thine vicinity prior to this mundane conversation (at least in how it pales in comparison to his omniscient greatness)."

#both subsequently sacrifice themselves for this all-knowing entity, pleading to conglomerate their souls with his divine cause#
by RSFLETCHER December 29, 2024
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flachoo

When you sneeze and fart at the same time. A flatulent sneeze. Also known as a snart.
Whoops, I think I let out a flachoo. I sneezed so hard I almost crapped myself.
by Poops McGillicutty January 17, 2025
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Fletcher

See that poor cunt bang his Fletcher there

I threw a snowball at him, got him right on the Fletcher
by Neldogg January 28, 2025
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FATCH

Person who thinks they're the flash but in reality they are FATCH - slow and fat
Person: Im the fucking flash.

Respondent: Nigga you're the fucking fatch
by FATCHASS February 26, 2025
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