Flaming Gayiada

(v.) The act of a man getting into a Mazda Miada and pouring Hypnotic™ liquor all over the gear shifter; sets the shifter ablaze then proceeds to straddle it. In one quick motion the man sits his naked ass on the shifter, putting out the fire as it enters his dirt button.

Note: An "epic flaming gayiada" can be accomplished if the man can drive 1 full mile, shifting through every gear with shifter still inserted.

Kile painfully realized his true sexual identity after he completed an epic flaming gayiada.

by fé dåç†ø January 16, 2011

flaming peacock

while having sex with a girl you light your penis on fire and then proceed to put it out by thrusting into her while screaming "THE FLAMING PEAAACOOCKKK""

man last night me and this short sexy girl were doing it when did the flaming peacock by surprise

by fell la fell July 26, 2017

the flaming rooster

when a man lights his penis on fire and inserts it into a partner while making rooster noises.

"oh lets do the flaming rooster"
"cockadoodledo"

by justanotherweeb69 May 02, 2022

The Flaming Tarantula

The act of a woman pegging a man for the very first time and with no lubrication

Josh: hey man whats wrong?
Bryan: its nothing, its just my girlfriend did the flaming tarantula by surprise

Josh: wait really?!?!?
Bryan: yep...................in the butt

by JHolt1300 March 23, 2023

Flame spray

When a boss begins to yell at or criticize their employees in a harsh way, without either knowing the full story or being completely unjustified.

Boss- "The next person to leave that door unlocked when they leave at night is fired. I've told you idiots plenty of times my issues with that. "

Employee- "Dont come in here and flame spray us, you were the last one to leave yesterday..."

by Mikkity January 14, 2016

Flaming Scarecrow

The act of light both you, and your partners pubic hair on fire and then continuing to have sexual intercourse.

My genitals are still singed from that flaming scarecrow!

by DrFlayvas July 28, 2011

flaming blow

the sexual act of lighting one's fart so that the flames lick the genitals of another.

In an extreme variant, the male genitals are doused in cooking sherry, which is ignited by the flaming blow, then extinguished by anal penetration. Done incorrectly, it can lead to fire in the hole.

She singed my pubes with that flaming blow, but it was totally worth it.

by Kinsey's Johnson Master June 04, 2011