facockled

the state of being extremely intoxicated

Yo eddie, I was straight facockled last night

by theunofficallocal December 14, 2010

facockled

to have strained a body part or to be hurting

My left hamstring is a little facockled.

After last night in philly my body is facockled.

by theunofficallocal December 14, 2010

Falcon-crow

To Falcon-crow is a sexual maneuver, often used by couples who want to be sexually adventurous.

After Falcon-crowing, it is usual to tell your significant other that you love them. This attempts to remove the disgust and distress caused by falcon-crowing.

To perform the Falcon-crow, ensure that the lights are off and you are both consenting adults. If not, ensure both parties sign and legal weavers which imply consent. Both parties should drink plenty of water and not have a full stomach. Cramp can occur after more than 10 minutes.

Falcon-crowing usually results in both parties no longer wanting to engage in further sexual exploration as they are either too soar or the cost of plucked feathers was too costly.

Red: How can I satisfy my wife in bed? She wants to be interesting.
Blue: Just Falcon-crow a bit and tell her you love her.
Red: Ka-kaw, Ka-kaw.

by Imoutthere. April 7, 2014

flaborigonies

A person that was born fat. Not skinny and became fat. Originality fat

Im was born fat im a flaborigonie not like yo skinny ass. Flaborigonies

by Jdawg420 May 10, 2014

Falco Flipping

Noun: the combination of Mushrooms, Ecstacy and the music 80s superstar Falco.

Yo bro, I was Falco flipping w/ur mom all nite long.

by jh_cbs October 30, 2014

flaccies

Flaccid dick pics.

yo the best way to scoop shorty is to send her flaccies, amirite?

by Atik Khan February 23, 2015

FalconCast

FalconCast was a word invented by Caillou Pettis & Nicholas Favel. Caillou & Nick made "FalconCast" the name of their on-going YouTube show too.

I watched 5 episodes of FalconCast in a row last Saturday!

by XxTwistedFalconXx April 28, 2015