Up Five

The same gesture as the famous High five but a more friendly term that can be exclaimed without making one look/sound like a high-fiving douche bag.

"So these frat boys in their Lexus' tried racing me in my VW, and I totally let them blow past just to watch the cops pull them over... Up Five!"

in lieu of an after-sex high five: "YEAH! I just banged the shit out of you! Up Five!"

by Dan Ray May 23, 2008

Ol' Five-Wheels

The chronically lonely man. Ol' Five-Wheels is the name given to anybody that goes out regularly with one or more couples and no partner of his/her own, always forced to sit in awkwardness as the couples get all lovey-dovey over each other and act as if s/he doesn't exist. Who knows why s/he does it- perhaps they continually hope that one day, somebody will take notice, or perhaps they have no other friends. Whatever the reason, the name is theirs, and evermore shall be (until they get a partner of their own and do the same thing to somebody else).

Yesterday I went out with Jim and Sarah, and Toby and Kate. I felt like such an Ol' Five-Wheels.

by Lexodus August 4, 2010

Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF"

Taking a shit twelve inches in length in roughly five minutes.

I just took the biggest five minute footlong.

Did you see that "FMF" that was left in the toilet?

........Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF"........

by Mr. 5150 September 8, 2010

high-five to the low-two

A kick to the nuts. Refers to the five toes of the kicker's foot rising up to mash the two testicles of the recipient's ball-bag.

When my boss called me into the office to review my job performance, she said that if I'd spent more time working than reading Urban Dictionary, I'd still have a job on Monday. It was a real high-five to the low-two.

by TerribleDH March 20, 2011

Five star moment

An event where a person or group is publicly advised of their shortcomings. Often in an abrupt and humiliating manner.

Late 20th century coinage pertaining to a band from the UK named Five Star and a phone-in interview on a popular UK childrens television show in the late 1980s.

On national TV:
Sarah Greene: OK Eliot, what's your question:
Caller: I would just like to ask Five Star WHY THEY'RE SO FUCKING CRAP, FUCKING... <cuts out>.

That is a Five Star moment, they never really recovered from that. If you find the youtube clip, watch for the girl in black sat immediately to the right of them trying not to piss herself -TV gold!

by ?uestion July 2, 2011

Five Gun Salute

A group sex act wherein several males ejaculate on a recently-deceased human corpse.

Janelle was a wonderful lady and she was taken from us far too soon. We should honor her memory by giving her a five gun salute.

by BobbyBobby January 9, 2012

Holy Five

A Holy five is when you perform an action so awesome, God himself has to give you a high five for it. A holy five also makes the earth shake, and in the most purely awesome cases, angels will begin to sing. It is said that when Chuck Norris appeared, he was awarded one single holy five thus creating the Chuck Norris we all know today. Holy fives rarely occur, but are the reason for most earthquakes in modern times.

#1: I just got really high, had a threesome, played my best game of CoD yet, while I was sitting on a chair made of money. All at the same time!
#2: Awesome bro!
*God's hand appears out of nowhere and gives #1 a highfive*
#1: What the awesome hell just happened?
#2: Holy five bro! But why is the earth shaking?

by Ultra-Nerd x September 10, 2012