Filthy Jay

Is a sexual act where a person puts their finger in their partner’s anus to stimulate and collect anus residue then collect Frumunda Cheese with that same finger. Then both partners lick that finger and make out after.

MAN! My best bro received a Filthy Jay last night! His chick's finger smells gnarly!

by wolfkrieg May 17, 2011

Filly

In the card game of cribbage, it is defined as a crib containing zero points.

"Oh man, Shane got a Filly!"

by Showels April 12, 2019

idiot filter

The first level of technical support at just about any company. If you have a real problem with a product, you have to prove you're not an idiot just so you can talk to the next level of support where someone may actually be able to address the problem.

Caller: I bought a RAM module that doesn't seem to work.
Tech Sup: Did you try plugging it in the computer first?
Caller: Are you seriously asking me that? Yes. I plugged it into each slot separately, trying various memory configurations and even tried it in a second PC I have. The memory check always fails.
Tech Sup: Did you try unplugging your computer?
Caller: Dude, can I get past the idiot filter? If two different computers in multiple slots say the RAM is bad, then it's bad.

by itscraig January 14, 2010

A Filthy Rich BirdBath

The act of taking your scrotum and pulling the skin to form the shape of a small cup and having someone else take a shot of alcohol out of it

"I gave her a filthy rich birdbath last night"

by MrH@nkey January 27, 2021

the filthy monkey, it plans.

A meme commonly used by Warren Ellis. Assumed to refer to a a counterculture near-human creature commonly mistaken for a simian.

It is not know what the filthy monkey plans, but one can safely assume it can't be good. Used in situations where conniving is warranted.

"Are you planning to seduce that innocent little freshman tomorrow?"
"Maybe yes, maybe no. The filthy monkey, it plans."

by terse August 3, 2007

Filthy Ronald

The act of a girl receiving anal sex by a man wearing a clown suit to make him look like "Ronald McDonald"

I gave this chick last night a filthy ronald so bad she wanted a big mac

by Marc Retilly May 27, 2008

Filthy Chihuahua

One partner defecates without wiping. Then before, during and/or after sexual intercourse this person will wipe the filthy anus on the second partner, like a chihuahua wipes on a carpet.

I didn't know my girlfriend was so kinky...she made me get a filthy chihuahua...I have a feeling we won't be together much longer.

by Laser Fight March 21, 2008