Puerto Rican Field Goal

When you are taking a number 2. And someone is doing the same thing on your lap in between your legs.

Hurry up I have to shit too, or unlock the door and we can puerto rican field goal it up

by Bobby April 11, 2005

Field Hockey

The best sport ever created. Played mostly by girls. Guys wish they could play. The uniforms are awesome most of the time. The goalies are courageous and some look like they are on steroids. The stick actually doesn't look like a hockey stick that much it is shaped like a "J". The balls are big (That's what she said) and solid. It is easy to get injured but the players are so damn fine that they don't care.

when people say they are going to play the best sport ever immeditaly assume they mean field hockey

by Nikki L. April 11, 2008

fileven

fileven is the ship of mike wheeler and eleven in the show stranger things and the actors behind the characters, finn wolfhard and millie bobby brown, thus adding fillie and mileven to make fileven. the gif is my mood when i hear someone say fileven.

“hey, don’t you love fileven?”
“what’s that?”
“it’s mileven and fillie combined”
“then yes ofc!!”

by heatherholloways October 2, 2019

field vasectomy

an informally performed surgery, usually without benefit of anasthesia, sterilization, or any kind of hygienic preparation. similar procedures include field castration, field lobotomy, field amputation, etc. in all cases the patient is someone deserving of rough treatment, and the surgeon is the person providing it.

harry: did you hear about cary? his girlfriend found out he was cheating on her, so she gave him a field vasectomy.
larry: ouch!! did she use any instruments?
harry: well, mostly she used her hands, feet, and knees. she did threaten to perform a field castration with a rusty spoon if she caught him cheating again.
larry: jeez, what a dumb fuck. he should have worn a cup.

by earpuller December 28, 2005

Jordan Field

The act of hopping over a fence into a sheep field and proceeding to drop the trousers.

I just totally did a Jordan Field

by TheDudeofNudexx January 31, 2008

field hockey

A fun sports game where girls run around hitting a hard small ball around with sticks on a field. It is the one of the best sports ever!

by Nancy May 15, 2003

field nigger

Nigger that works in the field all day picking cotton instead of working inside like a house nigger.

I be jeolous of dat house nigger washing dishes. I be a field nigger working outside picking cotton.

by Cletus T. Brown June 11, 2006