Festival girl

A girl you see at a music festival who is pretty-much perfect.

Also she definitely has the exact same music taste as you.

She is also basically the best thing in the world.

A date with festival girl might be overwhelming, but perfect regardless.

Festival girl probably has short blond hair and a nice dress, and a backpack.

"I'm going to marry Festival girl one day"
"Too bad you didn't even talk to her"

by newport2010 November 21, 2010

festino

to kill a helpless person such as a baby, handicapped person, or an elderly person

We need to festino that cripple so we can take his wheelchair.

by david neuman May 5, 2006

sausage fest

unfortunately, most of my friday and saturday nights

consisting of a bunch of guys hanging out with no females in sight for miles

Me: hey hannah wanna come over and chill with me and my boys
Hannah: nahh i cant im busy tonite
Me: FUCK another sausage fest

by shmools May 28, 2007

Harvest Fest

a crazy festival where thousands of people get together to trip balls and smoke alot of pot.

"man, i went to Harvest Fest last weekend, and i tripped my fucking balls off! LITERALLY! LOOK NO BALLS, MA!"

by Sublimemime January 29, 2009

Flag Fuck Fest

An annual event in which five or more extremely offensive individuals with above average intelligence and below average judgement coalesce from different corners of the U.S. to engage in illicit activities. The event is not an official "Fest" until an individual or group of individuals has made an attempt to microwave an object larger than a microwave. If this attempt transpires within the first hour of the Flag Fuck Fest, it becomes a Flag Fuck-For-All, and all attendees must destroy the closest kitchen.

"Hey buddy, we should eat that microwave-sized object you've randomly been carrying around!"
"No, we can't, I have to save it for the Flag Fuck Fest. By the way, you don't have any drugs, do you?"

by Lamphausier October 23, 2009

sausage fest

A celebration of sausages. like in vienna!

This is a complete and total, you know, sausage festival.

I love sausage festival! Like in Vienna.

No - no, Toki, that *was* a sausage festival.

Yeah, that was good.

by djelemenopee July 18, 2009

Sun God Festival

An annual festival which happens once a year at University of California - San Diego (UCSD) during which some of the student body consumes large amounts of alcohol

What time you start drinking at for Sun God?

by Robert January 21, 2004