fallout 5

A game that won’t come for one entire decade

Aaron: Just beat every fallout game, beat Starfield, beat every Bethesda game
Harold: What next, Fallout 5?
Aaron: That game won’t come out for a long time

Both: RIGHT

by TheLimist September 10, 2023

Falonjalboop

Group of lawn chairs

"Hey, just went to Ikea. They didn't have any falonjalboop!"

by Daveltin September 14, 2023

falonte

A man who sings songs about how fat bitches get no love

FATTT BITCHES GET NO LOVE- sang falonte

by smmsmsmsm October 9, 2023

Fallon d’Floor

The term which is a twist on Ballon d’Or is awarded to the player having the most Oscar-worthy dive of the year. The idea became popular on the subReddit r/soccer when Cristiano Ronaldo went down under the slightest of touches to win a penalty against Celta Vigo.

Did you see Neymar’s dive? Surely he’s getting nominated for the Fallon d’Floor

by ScientiaEstPotentia October 20, 2023

fallopian fish hook

The form of birth control known as an IUD (intra-uterine device) EXPIRES EVERY THREE YEARS

My ex’s fallopian fish hook expired and now I have a toddler

by Tnorth October 30, 2023

Fajlout

FAJLOUT: Someone who loves to have a turd laid on their face and rubbed in with a vag

Hey Brad, Tom's a right old fajlout, the dirty git had his sister lay a a skat on him and rubbed it in with her fishy vag. He still smelt rank over a month later.

by Fetaman1 January 8, 2024

Fallopian Tuba

The haunting drone from a rancid cunt pipe.

'Upon closer inspection of Jada's gristly twat lips, the student gynaecologist was rendered motionless from a fringe parting fallopian tuba. The noisome gust evoked decades of repeated dicking'

by Herbie Dongsporran January 8, 2024