Osprey Family

Defined: A noble catholic roblox family with big cocks who dominate women and femboys.

Osprey Family:

Person 1: Oh man, look! Its an Osprey!
Person 2: Not again... he's gonna get free ranked!!111
I LOVE OSPREY!!!!11111

by ohrenschmalz December 8, 2022

tasty family

The tasty family is a brotherhoood in which big tasty is the GOAT. And the other brothers (which follow in ranking) little tasty, big tasty jr., medium tasty and miniature tasty.

I really wish I could be in the tasty family, they are the real shit.

by Big tasty jr. February 23, 2017

Alabama family

A family in which a sibling/cousin get's married and or has sexual relations to or with their other sibling/cousin. To either keep a family 'pure' or simply, for the fun of Alabama.

"Honestly, i didn't think that the mean glare and tight jaw in Richard III's painting was vandalism. I thought it was Alabama family."

by CorriCoral June 19, 2020

Ponton Family

A Family That is Fucked Up in so many ways.

The Ponton Family Is a fucked up family

by CrustyCxm July 6, 2020

Family Guy

One of the best anime ever. It was created by a brilliant man named Seth McFarlane. It is about a guy named Peter Griffin and his family and friends going on crazy ass adventures. It began airing on FOX sometime at the end of the 90s. This amazing anime series is known for being funny as hell with references to other famous anime such as: The Simpsons, American Dad, King of the Hill, and many more. You should show this anime to your grandchildren this awesome anime 20 years later to keep this anime's legacy alive. This show was also nominated for various awards which I am too lazy to list down. This anime is the fifth best anime of all time. Just behind Spongebob SquarePants, Bee Movie, The Simpons, and the one and only, Cory in the House. Oh, and one more thing, I didn't bother to watch the newer episodes of spongebob or any clips from King of the Hill because this is a fucking meme and I don't know why you bothered to read the whole thing. I always wanted to know why humanity became a bunch of retards in recent years. Oh, and good job to anyone who managed to read this entire shit hole of a definition.

Guy 1: Have you seen Family Guy yet?

Guy 2: Yeah! That anime was amazing!

Guy 3: Family guy is bad

Guy 1: gtfo lmao

by Justin Beiber is Fucking Gay June 12, 2018

Family stick

When your family is so inbred that your family tree doesn’t have any branches.

Brandi realized just what she had gotten into with her new teaching position when she had her class draw their family trees and half of them were family sticks.

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

familial dementia

The anxiety, worry, despair and insanity a person may feel or deal with regarding any small or large family interaction or assembly; this is usually based on the perceived right and responsibility of kin to be annoying, to be annoyed and disgusted with you, to be rude, unsupportive, condescending, derogatory; to question and disapprove of everything you think or do “on principle”; to basically butt heads and accept this mutual condemnation because “love means never having to say you’re sorry” (the only situation in which this idiotic & insane epitaph could possibly apply).

Vivian dreads her annual family reunion picnic so much that this familial dementia mutates into insane schemes, such as supposed tropical diseases or covert government secret missions, the details of which she cannot reveal even to her mother, in order to keep herself from having to attend.

by ChezCinque August 21, 2011