fadal

extremely freaky guy but is super chill. talks to a lot of girls, can be loyal, and is lowkey hot.

yo fadal texted me last night!

by alice olive February 15, 2017

Niagra Facial

When a man draps his penis over a woman's nose vertically with his testes in both of her eye sockets and oozes his seaman into her mouth.

Jimmy gave his girlfriend a Niagra Facial on there second date.

by MTG nut January 12, 2008

facially defeated

Someone who fell from the top of the ugly tree and hit all the branches on the way down.

How did your blind date go?
It was fine, except that she was facially defeated.

by Alex34234 April 10, 2006

fecal facial

example 1)when the mentally retarted or old have massive explosive hydrolic diarrea all over ones face
example 2)when a cripple cannot reach the toilet fast enough so he duces on the floor and creates a stinkin pile of fecal mess which he then falls face first and drowns in a heap of his own feces
example 3) when someone sucks your stink baloney

i really love my gramdpa but when he bends over and gives me a fecal facial in front of my girlfriend it makes me feel depressed

by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005

Facial Dusting

Shaving at a point in puberty where proper facial fair is yet to develop, only 'bum fluff' however it is still necessary to shave to remove this 'hair'. As it is not a proper shave it can only be refered to as facial dousting as all the fluff and dust like hair on your face is being removed, hence the phrase facial dusting.

I need to do some facial dusting

by flamboyant_filip March 24, 2011

Fadability

the level at which fading of a person occurs.

Yo that kid Dickey has a low fadability, he is already passed out pissing himself!

by Low Gin March 27, 2012

fadatarian

Someone who promotes the latest humanity-aid crisis because everyone else is.

"He reposted the Kony 12 video, but he's just a fadatarian."

by badfads071 June 20, 2012