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Akward Dumpster

A known mood killer, unless you're into this sort of thing. A sexual act that consists of a female performing a blow job on a male, the female swallowing the cum, and throwing it back up on the male's penis. This can be on purpose, or if really drunk, or sick, by accident.
Bro, Donna was so wasted last night, when she was blowing me i got an Akward Dumpster!
by FR3SH 2 D3FF December 15, 2008
mugGet the Akward Dumpstermug.

j-dumpster

a "japanese cum dumpster" usually the most whorish and slutty girl in the county
person A:the girls a slut
person b:oh! thats coco, shes a total J-dumpster
person A:nicee!!
person C: what are you guys talkin about...
person A & B: ...leave
person C: fine. im not inviting you to my birthday party
person A: good! we dont wanna go because were hangin out with J-dumpster
by your seed October 13, 2011
mugGet the j-dumpstermug.

Dumpster Dive

Playing Call of Duty and you get so consumed by the horrible stench of the game and thinking that it is awesome, when in reality, you are playing with garbage
Hey Sam, I can't believe you waited outside all night at Best Buy just to Dumpster Dive.
by Brewcrew7 November 11, 2010
mugGet the Dumpster Divemug.

dumpster lettuce

A salad consisting of mostly brownish-white iceberg lettuce, usually served at sub-par eating establishments where in the kitchen the lettuce is stored in a large bin.
"Ew, I'm not eating there. They serve dumpster lettuce!"
by L.Patanjo July 2, 2004
mugGet the dumpster lettucemug.

Dumpster Crawler

when a man puts three earwigs up his asshole and clinches his cheeks. Then two hours later attempts to fart them out but often ends in a bloody failure.
hey bro, i just did my first dumpster crawler last night and i think i shit out a larva this morning.
by Hebrew Hammer 91 October 16, 2010
mugGet the Dumpster Crawlermug.

cum dumpster

a chick that lets a bunch of men cum all over them
she took all of our nut shes agood little cum dumpster
by johnnie mack June 15, 2009
mugGet the cum dumpstermug.

cum dumpster

Any female that allows many different men to bust a nut inside their pussy whenever the guy calls her for a booty call. A human 'dumpster' for cum.
It's pretty obvious that Ferd is the only cum dumpster in the tristate area.
by pretty gurl swag March 21, 2011
mugGet the cum dumpstermug.

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