The act of shitting-hovering ever so slightly over the rim of the toilet and facing the opposite direction(towards the flusher) In an attempt to create obtuse skid marks.
by Ale07 March 03, 2012
A responsibility which really should be somebody else's, but which has been "offered" to you as an "opportunity" in a way that you can't refuse, effectively dumping their responsibility on you but pretending that it's for your benefit. The difference between a standard dump and a dump horse, however, is that -- despite the total lack of altruism on the part of the dumper -- the dump horse actually does benefit you, and you truly can turn it into an opportunity.
"This presentation was supposed to be Joe's, not mine, but it gives me the opportunity to really shine in front of the CEO, so I won't look a dump horse in the mouth."
by ArsCerebri December 04, 2013
by Pleasecomeagainlater February 11, 2017
When you take a dump and the piece of shit is so long that it comes way out of the water - then breaks in half and falls under the water - just like the Titanic sinking
by The Swedish Firefighter December 28, 2020
I'm slowing dow; that banana-Oreo-chocolate-syrup-frozen-yogurt milkshake I just had was a huge sugar dump.
by Nastyfingers July 28, 2008
the first dump after just undergoing a loss, getting caught, getting fired, or anything else shameful. This can be used for thinking through the situation or re-thinking about what happened while taking a dump
Good game out there tonight, you gave it your all, go take your shame-dump and your shower and forget all about this, you guys suck who am I kidding?
by calishamedump December 24, 2010
The act of calling your friends while taking a dump. Usually happens after large meals of the Mexican genre. The dump dialer usually forgets the phone call and or regrets the phone call in the morning.
by Steveo Hando March 26, 2009