The act of calling your friends while taking a dump. Usually happens after large meals of the Mexican genre. The dump dialer usually forgets the phone call and or regrets the phone call in the morning.
by Steveo Hando March 26, 2009
Get the Dump Dialmug. by Pleasecomeagainlater February 11, 2017
Get the Lays dumpmug. 1. Dumping your significant other just before the holiday season (around Thanksgiving), forcing them to spend the Christmas cold and alone.
2. Similar to the one above, except in this case, just before, during, or just after the holidays, you get your dog who is not a cute puppy anymore, or your cat, who is not a cute little kitten anymore, and you take them on a little drive in the middle of the night, and you dump them off on the side of the road.
2. Similar to the one above, except in this case, just before, during, or just after the holidays, you get your dog who is not a cute puppy anymore, or your cat, who is not a cute little kitten anymore, and you take them on a little drive in the middle of the night, and you dump them off on the side of the road.
1. Dude I can't believe you acted hella nice to your girlfriend's family on Thanksgiving, yet you still proceeded to kick her to the curb. You gave her a real holiday dump.
2. person 1: What are you gonna do with Sparky? He shit on your bed, bit your daughters finger off, and he even barks at strangers.
Person 2: I guess I'm gonna have to give my daughter the bad news, that I took Sparky on a holiday dump.
2. person 1: What are you gonna do with Sparky? He shit on your bed, bit your daughters finger off, and he even barks at strangers.
Person 2: I guess I'm gonna have to give my daughter the bad news, that I took Sparky on a holiday dump.
by krhg37 January 9, 2020
Get the Holiday Dumpmug. by UpIce#3 March 31, 2022
Get the clean dumpmug. The act of shitting-hovering ever so slightly over the rim of the toilet and facing the opposite direction(towards the flusher) In an attempt to create obtuse skid marks.
by Ale07 June 1, 2012
Get the Aussie dumpmug. A responsibility which really should be somebody else's, but which has been "offered" to you as an "opportunity" in a way that you can't refuse, effectively dumping their responsibility on you but pretending that it's for your benefit. The difference between a standard dump and a dump horse, however, is that -- despite the total lack of altruism on the part of the dumper -- the dump horse actually does benefit you, and you truly can turn it into an opportunity.
"This presentation was supposed to be Joe's, not mine, but it gives me the opportunity to really shine in front of the CEO, so I won't look a dump horse in the mouth."
by ArsCerebri December 3, 2013
Get the dump horsemug. the first dump after just undergoing a loss, getting caught, getting fired, or anything else shameful. This can be used for thinking through the situation or re-thinking about what happened while taking a dump
Good game out there tonight, you gave it your all, go take your shame-dump and your shower and forget all about this, you guys suck who am I kidding?
by calishamedump December 25, 2010
Get the shame-dumpmug.