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salad dodger

an over weight person
by jason brown December 9, 2002
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dodgen middle school

a nice school located in Cobb County GA. the staff of the school include; crazy legs (the janitor with a bum leg), an insane 6th grade science teacher (she tells her secrets to chickens because pigs cant keep secrets and she got abducted by aliens...), and a 7th grade SS teacher spawned in the fires of hell. ( she could actually be Satan.)
by ginger kid95 July 18, 2009
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dodge

Occures in online gaming when a player talks trash and then refuses to back it up when a better player challenges him to a game. The "Dodge" is often followed up with a lame excuse as to why he can't play the better player.
NoobKid: I just pwnd you AveragePlayer!
NoobKid: You suck you noob!
AveragePlayer: You got lucky, I suck on that map.
NoobKid: Your clan sucks! I pwn everyone you n00bs!
GosuClanLeader: STFU noob and 1v1 me if you think your so good!
NoobKid: Can't.
AveragePlayer: Why... you know you will lose? ROFL
NoobKid: Mom needs computer, I g2g.
GosuClanLeader: OMFG! dodge me more plz!
AveragePlayer: ROFL!! Biggest dodge I've ever seen.
by mac6433 April 13, 2005
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dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead

The ultimate response to the ever classic insult 'Your mom.'
Person A: Hey dude, sup?

Person B: YOUR MOM IS UP!

Person A: Dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead.

Person B now either believes you, is confused/apologetic, or smart enough to prove the ultimate response to this; Yeah? I really like that.
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Dodge Grand Caravan

The van you drive that belongs to your mom because you can't afford your own car.
Person 1: You actually drive a Dodge Grand Caravan?
Person 2: Until I move out, get a job, and can afford my own car, yes.
by GodsDemonHunter October 1, 2008
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duddete

" Good evening dudes and duddetes "
by Andrew January 27, 2004
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dodge

To runaway, escape, or use ninja-tactics (such as teleportation, or smoke-bomb-and-backflip) to avoid being caught.
damn yo, this place is crazy lame... lets dodge.

Oh no! it's the fuzz! dodge, yo!
by Dangar The Mighty August 27, 2003
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