Brain Drain

A turn of phrase meant to insult either yourself or others for their foolishness or stupidity to the point of it seeming as if there brain is leaking out of their own skull, hence brain drain

A friend that is ordinarily quite adept at chess, horribly blunders an obvious play, the only possible explanation being a severe brain drain at the time.

Hungario: The pawn was adjacent to your queen, there want even any threat of taking it, what happened?
Klempt: My bad, serious case of Brain Drain over here i guess.

by BiasHyperion October 27, 2023

feed the drain

The act of masturbating in a shower

Every morning, after dropping deuce, I like to feed the drain.

by jhamm December 9, 2010

laugh like a drain

To laugh like a crazy ass bitch that everyone around you get uncomfortable

The joke made him laugh like a drain!

by iayman90 May 27, 2016

Commit to the Drain

When you dedicate to draining your device's battery from 100% to 0% by any means.

Bruh you get on and off ya laptop too often. Commit to the Drain, my guy!

by Mr. Enderman November 17, 2019

She'd drain a bag

It's what you say when you see a hot sheila, and is also another way of saying, "I'd fuck her".

Drain a bag = drain ya balls

Two dickheads takin a stroll at the shops and one of em spots a hot sheila.

Dickhead #1: "oi! Shes fuckin hot ay!"

Dickhead#2: "awwwh fuck yeah cunt, she'd drain a bag!"

by Borkie December 19, 2019

Circle The Drain

What inevitably happens when you start using or relapse on drugs and quickly go down hill, losing everything you own.

I was sober for ten months and then I slipped up and started to circle the drain.

by Teekums July 1, 2020

Pour Salt Down Your Drain At Night

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If you aren't doing this a couple times a week, you need to start. Grab your salt and pour some directly down your drain at night. In the morning....

by literally just a bicycle September 6, 2021