Douchebagery

The act of being somewhat similar to Ryan Seacrest.

OMG, you're douchebagery makes me wonder if you have any REAL talent or God just sent you to be a big ass pussy on live television.

by Naomi N. Debuut July 4, 2007

Douchebag Medic

The term Douchebag Medic arrived with the video game series Battlefield most notably Battlefield Bad Company 2. This is what a player is called when he is a Medic that runs into a fire fight to revive someone only to have them get killed again! The real douchebag medics are the ones who can revive you many times getting themselves points and not dying. Where as you die needlessly in the fire fight! The rule of thumb is kill the enemy then revive the guys on the ground you douche bag!

Douchebag Medic just revived me ten times in a row with the same guy killing me before I can move!

by WWADDICT July 19, 2011

New Jersey douchebag

A man who has his hair cut short. Is physically built. Is a mama’s boy and tough guy at the same time. Probably Italian. Obnoxious as fuck and wants to argue or fight with you. Thinks they are entitled. Does not mind their own business. Gives their point of view without consent. Annoyingly follows you around. Cocky ass motherfucker

The easiest way to pick a fight with a New Jersey douchebag is to attack his mother, fast

by WorseThanHitler October 17, 2020

douchebag

1. Female hygiene item
2. A person who surpasses the rank fool, jerk, imbecile, dumbass, etc.

~Allen is a douchebag who never takes a shower or washes the only 3 sets of clothes he owns. Let's kick his ass.

by Anonymousperson123456 April 24, 2006

AP Douchebag

A Douchebag of the highest caliber. Normally, these people take AP classes but don't help at all, so they are dubbed douchebags.

Dylan, you got that part wrong. Stop being such an AP douchebag.

by Mini Wheats November 30, 2006

Douchebag

Rob

Rob is a major douchebag

Stop being a Rob

Rob is also known as d-bag

That rob cock blocked me

by (:-P) November 20, 2009

douchebag syndrome

When men ask stupid questions and do not think about the question before spewing it out of their mouths ... This is called douchebag syndrome.

BF: "Are you Jealous of Her?"
GF: "Oh, shut up. Douchebag."

To cure douchebag syndrome, kick the man in the balls. Then, like the theory of Operant Conditioning, if a man gets kicked in the balls enough times when he says stupid comments, he should no longer say stupid comments for fear his balls will be kicked.

by mandypeaches August 25, 2012