When one says something offensive, and their irony is initially unclear, they are basically simultaneously ironic and unironic, until they get a reaction. If they appear to get a positive (unironic approving) reaction, then the waveform collapses into being unironic. If they appear to get a negative (unironic opposing) reaction it collapses into being ironic. Shrodinger's douchebag.
"'Despite being 13% of the population, they commit over 50% of the crime' is definitely not a true statement."
"It's funny because it's true! Unfortunately, people don't want to hear the truth and they seriously blame white people and 'systemic racism' for this."
"Yep, we are living in clown world my dude."
"'Despite being 13% of the population, they commit over 50% of the crime' is definitely not a true statement."
"Wtf. Bro are you a racist?"
"No, I'm just being ironic, haven't you ever heard of dark humor before?
"Gosh that dude is a real Schrödinger's Douchebag"
"It's funny because it's true! Unfortunately, people don't want to hear the truth and they seriously blame white people and 'systemic racism' for this."
"Yep, we are living in clown world my dude."
"'Despite being 13% of the population, they commit over 50% of the crime' is definitely not a true statement."
"Wtf. Bro are you a racist?"
"No, I'm just being ironic, haven't you ever heard of dark humor before?
"Gosh that dude is a real Schrödinger's Douchebag"
by qENkQ6sqU0 July 16, 2022
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You read that thing in Forbes, about that acoustic douchebag being mocked on Facebook, after whining about getting booted from a bar in Seattle for refusing to take off his Google Glass?
by kingnumbers November 27, 2013
Get the acoustic douchebag mug.A colloquial expression originating in the northeast United States which is used to address one person or party who is entering the scene after doing something deemed "douchey"
Bryan takes his athletes on a long run and makes them run under 6 minute pace. When he returns from his run, the tmd 800 meter runners are like, "whatsup douchebag."
by latigid December 27, 2012
Get the whatsup douchebag mug.Feminism perpetrated with the obvious agenda of getting laid. Not real feminism, but manipulative sycophantic speech and gestures disguised as feminism. Can often even take the form of competitive flirting, where one romantic candidate tries to be "more feminist" than another.
"He won't treat her like a lady," Logan said.
But what he really meant was that he wanted her for himself, and would stoop to any level to discredit her true love's worthiness.
Logan was always doing this. His over-zealous and competitive douchebag feminism was a transparent attempt to be sexually popular with women, thus feeding his own sexual conquest of all the local girls.
But what he really meant was that he wanted her for himself, and would stoop to any level to discredit her true love's worthiness.
Logan was always doing this. His over-zealous and competitive douchebag feminism was a transparent attempt to be sexually popular with women, thus feeding his own sexual conquest of all the local girls.
by doktorj March 8, 2014
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An impressionable/obnoxious teen snowboarder, skier, skater, etc... who has bought into Mountain Dew's marketing campaign that you have to loud obnoxious and "in your face" to be cool.
An impressionable/obnoxious teen snowboarder, skier, skater, etc... who has bought into Mountain Dew's marketing campaign that you have to loud obnoxious and "in your face" to be cool.
by cg61 September 8, 2009
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Douchebag 2 ~ AWESOME! Dude it totally matches your Ed Hardy shirt!
Douchebag 2 ~ AWESOME! Dude it totally matches your Ed Hardy shirt!
by Shut it! February 9, 2010
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