Dookie Deuce

Shoving your index finger & middle finger into someone's rectum.

"Yeah man I was like can I put a finger in your butt? She was like yeah. I then gave her the dookie deuce!

by VashD December 15, 2008

bust a dookie

"Snowboard" for defecate. Taken from the Simpsons.

"Otto, I gotta use the bathroom!"
"Say it in snowboard!"
"Uh... I gotta bust a dookie?"

by JoeDoh October 23, 2008

Dookie

1) A lady with Kardashian, or large back side.
2)Grade "A" Mary Jane.

1) We was at the mall and this HEN a dookie! I mean major booty.

2) We got this dub, from oh boy... it was some straight dookie!

by Cptn jaCk February 18, 2009

dookie

A man making love to a woman

OI OI "dookie dookie" last night then Brov!!!

by Gos February 25, 2004

dookie

having a bad vibe. see crunchy

"Nigga these bitches is dookie

by stan perry July 12, 2004

Big Dookie

Large shaped human being who does the most ,and often attempts to make people laugh but is not funny.

Look at him big dookie tryna be funny you are a nerd dude.

by Joe Beansness December 22, 2017

Corn Dookie

The mysterious and somewhat magical phenomenon in which one's dookie will contain corn, despite one's diet.

Also used to describe an unexpected and usually unfortunate situation.

See: Corn in Poop

Ex. 1: "Dude! Come look at this deuce! I haven't had corn in weeks!"

Ex. 2: "That cop pulled me over for a tail light but saw the roach in the ash tray. It was total corn dookie."

by EvilBloodGnome February 8, 2008