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I don't have hands

A humorous response to being asked to perform a simple task.
Person 1: "could you pass the salt?"
Person 2: "but I don't have hands."
by Ghost_ink October 4, 2023
mugGet the I don't have handsmug.

I don't know

by Ur dad is gay November 5, 2021
mugGet the I don't knowmug.

I don't want to play paradox

When you say you want to play a game, any game, but your friends say no to that game. This is also true when your friends say that they want to play a certain game but you don't want to play that game. Thus, the I don't want to play paradox.
Person 1: Yo, dude wanna play Roblox?
Person 2: Naw bro lets play some Terraria.
Person 1: Dude, I don't want to play Terraria.
Person 2: And I don't want to play Roblox.
Person 1 : Then what else do you want to play?
Person 2: I don't know. And I don't want to play what you suggest.
Thus the I don't want to play paradox
by Koro FIII October 19, 2022
mugGet the I don't want to play paradoxmug.

I don't cotton

Don't like it
by Scarred & Tatted October 2, 2022
mugGet the I don't cottonmug.

I don't give a fuck

A very vulgar/rude word of saying I don't care or I'm not interested or I'm not bothered

It can express hatred anger comtept or resilience
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
mugGet the I don't give a fuckmug.

What is something that I don't have?

Me: What is something that I don't have? I wonder
My head: LOVE
by YongieSon November 13, 2019
mugGet the What is something that I don't have?mug.

I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today

Humorous way of saying dat you currently have plenty of time to complete your present task --- i.e., you aren't "rushin' around".
I started out extra-early on my around-town-errands trip, so I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today.
by QuacksO November 10, 2024
mugGet the I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union todaymug.

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