The British Difference

1.The elements of so-called "British speak" that make Brits sound so much cooler to Americans.
2.Difference in humor among Americans and Brits.

1. American: That party was awesome, but now I feel like shit, man! I'm gonna go crash.
Brit: That party was ace, but now I feel absolutely shit. I'm pissing off home to have a kip.

Observer #1 :That second guy sounds way cooler.
Observer #2: That's the british difference.

2. American #1: I didn't understand the jokes on that BBC show last night.
American #2: Me neither; it must have been the british difference

by Tommytomtomtom5000000 July 3, 2009

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difference between attacking people and problems

in our modern soc-med world, a very important moral quality that you absolutely cannot, and will never be able to, buy at the local Walmart.

the main reason the 2016 campaign rhetoric was so vitriolic and insidious was that both presidential nominees didn't know, or didn't bother to learn, the difference between attacking people and problems.

by Sexydimma February 2, 2021

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different hats

A tired metaphor for the different tasks a single person in a particular occupation is responsible for performing, primarily employed by stupid, annoying, pretentious people. Avoid these people if you can.

Annoying guy: In my particular line of work, I find that I must put on many different hats. I make copies, staple papers, and eat potato chips.

by Bourbon Diction Andy October 15, 2009

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DIFF

Noun:
1) Meaning, a discreet way to tell you partner at dinner in front of your in-laws that you basically want to have sex with their daughter without the older generation knowing what the hell you are talking about.

Used in a sentence:
"Hey Honey, can you pass the potato Latkas and apple sauce, and do you wanna DIFF after?"

2) A scheming way to let your wife or husband know in front of your kids that you are super horny and want to have wild sex as soon as we throw the kids in front of a movie in the playroom.

Used in a sentence:
"Stop balancing your sippy cup on the side of the kitchen table; I swear if their heads weren't ....Hey, I have an idea, Who wants to watch Frozen in the playroom so mommy and daddy can DIFF?"

3) The only socially acceptable way to tell someone in a public venue that you wanna fuck without evoking a sense of inappropriateness.

Used in a sentence:
"Great art gallery opening, I especially like the artist's use of the negative space between the arch of her back and his thigh ...yeah, this painting makes me want to DIFF you later."

Origin of word:
An acronym derived from the phase, "doing it for fun" (D.I.F.F.)

The wrong way to use DIFF in a sentence:
"This Rosemary Chicken is wonderful, I didnt know that Rosemary was an aphrodisiac ...Fuck, i'm horny. This dinner makes me want to Diff the shit out of you! up for it?"

by Mr. Truth & Company January 6, 2016

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