A ditch friend is a type of friend, being treated as a ditch friend means that you would be considered a friend, but you would be immediately be abandoned given the opportunity.
1: people keep treating me like a ditch friend
2: that's sad, anyways I'm gonna unfriend you now
1: oh, ok
2: that's sad, anyways I'm gonna unfriend you now
1: oh, ok
by A Lonely Introvert October 6, 2022
Get the ditch friendmug. When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name
Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?
Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*
Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?
Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched
Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*
Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?
Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched
by Phlip_side September 12, 2018
Get the Mental Ding-Dong-Ditchmug. A mascot that stands in a ditch outside of a place of business for advertising purposes. Bonus if it's actually a chicken restaurant or chicken costume.
by TX_Drewdad September 12, 2022
Get the Ditch Chickenmug. by ASAP AP February 27, 2019
Get the ditch bankingmug. by Under rated February 28, 2021
Get the Dong and Ditchmug. a term used to refer to a phrase copy-pasted directly from the internet or any article without paraphrasing and changing the sequence of thought of the phrase.
John did his part in the research but when I read it all I can say is...it was done the way of "The Ditching."
by phaggoadnaphoaq May 5, 2022
Get the The Ditchingmug. by LDA+MB January 22, 2023
Get the Ditchmug.