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kris is a dick(JK)
by THISWASN'TDAMIAN December 19, 2018
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Dick

1) A person who is acting like a total jackass or asshole.
2) Like a vagina, but on a guy. A penis. Sometimes big, sometimes small. Why certain girls stay with their boyfriends when the don't love them.
1) "Jason is being a dick, I'm going to sidekick that motherfucker in the face."
2) Girl 1: "Girl what's wrong?"
Girl 2: "My man ain't shit."
G1: "Well why won't you leave him?"
G2: "Cuz bitch, dick too bomb!"
by Gingerbabe May 28, 2015
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dick

yum. Spread your legs for the large meaty sausage
Martha, you must dick
by urmomwantme123 February 1, 2020
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dick

Someone who fucks you over in Mario Kart by throwing everything they have backwards at the last possible second before the race is over just because they can
WHO THROWS A RED SHELL BACKWARDS YOU FUCKING DICK! OK, I was first for most of that race and ended up in last.
by DiamondGriefingMC May 26, 2019
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Dick

A total ass hole a.k.a somebody really rude!
Person 1: oh my god look at Tom!
Person 2: I know right!
Person 1: he's such a dick!
Ugh!
by Mrs Boop ;) April 25, 2017
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Dick

A big or small thing that hangs on the outside of a man
by Cutie Bum May 8, 2015
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Dickness

The relative girth of a man's erect penis.
Jenna: Did you see the dickness on that man? Oh boy, that thing was thick!!
Alexa: Oh yeah, that really packed a punch.
by LnPproductions March 12, 2018
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