dicking around

wasting time

yo, stop dicking around and get back to work.

by chris October 27, 2003

Diving Into The Red Sea

Diving Into The Red Sea would be giving a women "oral" pleasures while she is "riding the cotton pony".

She's riding the cotton pony tonight so I'll be diving into the red sea.

by Jizon November 14, 2003

Twiddle-Dicking

When one is sitting around, doing nothing; being idle. Similar to sitting around with your thumb up your ass.

Her and I were twiddle-dicking, waiting for the movie to start.

by redneckasshole September 16, 2010

Cave Diving

When you're about to cum you place your ball sack inside a woman's vagina and try to shoot your load into her belly button while at the same time it increases pleasure.

Jason: Heard what happened to Bryan last night?

Brandon: No what happened?

Jason: He went cave diving with Melissa!

Brandon: Sick man, he probably got a hole in one.

by OriginalMacker August 23, 2011

munge diving

dig up a grave, gotta be a chick, at least 2 shovels would be good. you need at least six foot of plastic tube. get ur buddy to open the coffin, and stick the tube into her vagina hole and put the opposing end in your mouth as your friend cannonballs into the hole and you end up with a perfectly aged mouthful of munge.

ring.....ring.....
hello?
hey nate. this is chilidog.
sup chili!
nuttin. wanna go munge diving tonight?.....full moon!?!?!?
oh hell yeah! let me get my boots and shovel and i will be over!
C copywrighted apr11,2007

by brian gragg April 17, 2007

Dicking

Getting dick

I use to be dicking, but now I ain’t got no dick

by KolbeesNewWords November 28, 2020

Skirt Diving

1. Where-in a parter preforms oral sex on a woman who is wearing a dress, from underneath a table, in a public place.

My girl once let me go Skirt Diving at a restaurant full of people.

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007