Davidsoncabarrusmitchell

A county being merged together of Davidson, Cabarrus and Mitchell Counties, in which the three of the seperate counties all became viral memes made by North Carolinian EAS scenario creator/enthusiast ClayRanger143.

Michael: DAVIDSON!!!!!!! Shit we getting an alert for Davidsoncabarrusmitchell???
Brandon Crocker: idk man
Javier: Zoneguard and a sharpie

by CrisfieldWXBoy1 February 1, 2021

devils disease

when you haven’t had a lover in so long, you become very horny and thirsty

“yo I think Katie has devils disease she was all over Liam”
“I’m not surprised she’s been single for ages”

by Coolgal12345 February 22, 2021

Devils condom

The condom after you pop a girls cherry or fuck her on her period.

After I fucked Susan I was left with a devils condom.

by Henrythe8888 March 9, 2021

Devils Candy

B707 Xanax, or typically known as smurfs or bars. They have been known to be the lest pressed Xanax pill, and you will typically see a lot of people who have them (such as criminals, mob gangsters etc.) will post and brag about them hence their rarity.

Typical Advertisement
😈 Devils Candy in stock
Devils Candy on deck

Typical Sentence

Hey bro bro, you know anyone with them smurfs?

- Nah g, I've been trying that Devils Candy ASAP!

Whats good my slime, You still got that Devils Candy on deck?

- Of course, I'll pass you a deal this time.

by freeJAMESY April 1, 2021

Devils teeter totter

The toilets at the office bathroom often share a common wall where all plumbing is contained. Occasionally, you can be sitting on a toilet, when you can hear a feint sound of a door shutting and being locked in the opposite sex’s bathroom. Then, as the opposite sex person sits on their toilet, you may feel your toilet raise up again to offset the weight of theirs on the other side of the wall. This is what is known as the devil’s teeter totter.

Listen to what happened to Billy. His boss ordered in enchiladas for Richard’s 50th birthday. Of course, that stuff needed to be evacuated within an hour. When he was shitting in the men’s room, that fat bitch Jackie went to take a shit also. She sat down, and the old devils teeter totter launched ole Bill 2 feet in the air.

by Kung fu Jim May 24, 2021

davidslefttoenail

Some weird ass person on tiktok who makes almost all their horny followers happu

Hey did you watch davidslefttoenail',s Tiktok today?

Oh hell no-

by Allhailxemug June 27, 2021

davidsimpforever

A camp camp tiktoker who is overly obsessed with david

"Do you know davidsimpforever?"
"Yes"
"Cool:)"

by Dainel.is.trash June 29, 2021