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Arts and Crabs

Using pubic hair to make arts and crafts projects. Crabs not necessary.
“I shaved my pubes last night.” “Oh, man, give me the hair, I wanna make some arts and crabs.”
by badgirl22 December 3, 2018
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Dune Crab

A girl on spring break that preys on guys for free alcohol
"Bro don't give away our drinks! They're just dune crabs, they're not into you!"
by TGIFreitag January 16, 2017
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crab mangoon

A circle jerk where everyone cries at the end. ♋
I thought our circle jerk was gonna be a good time but it turned into a crab mangoon.
by NotAGinger50 July 10, 2021
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Mudbutt Crabs

excessive diarrhea; made popular by Dave Chappelle on "Chappelle's Show," in such skits like "Ribs" and "Black Man on a White Toilet". Could also be spelled "muddbutt." And Crabs: A tiny bug like creature that will infiltrate the pubis maximus, and lead you to isle 3 at the local pharmacy for some blue ointment.. except in this case you’re not going anywhere because the mudbutt, so you’re screwed.
Michael: I can’t come into work today because I’m sick. *ahhhh*
Michaels Boss: Yeah I could hear it, it sounds like you have Mudbutt Crabs, you should stay home, like forever, we don’t want you here with that bullsh*t. Everyone at work discussed it annnnd everyone thinks it’s best that you don’t come back, so... you’re fired.
by Commander_Shepard December 14, 2018
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Crab-Wank

To squat down on your toes, reaching under the leg to masturbate in a downward motion.
Common sport amongst contractors working away from home. Of an evening, should they be feeling frisky and risky, they may strip off, carefully climb up on to the B&B’s sink rim, tiptoes on the unsupported edge. Whilst in this expert position he may decide to crab-wank one out whist his face/eye is pressed against the mirror, eyeballing himself until completion.
Martin: How was your evening Andy?
Andy: Pretty tragic really.
Martin: But I thought you had your night planned? Kebab and a crab-wank you said??
Andy: The kebab was great and I was after a thrill before bed.
Martin: What’s tragic about that? Did you manage the expert?
Andy: Almost, but the sink came off the wall and I couldn’t finish.
Martin: Still, better than Steve last year, his sink shattered and cut his femoral artery.

Andy: Hummnn, I may go back to the floor for a bit…
by Goatboy Grasshead June 8, 2021
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Crab Whale

A vicious whale that slams you 7 times in the water. It also has 5 rows of teeth with sharp claws that will rip your skin apart. If you ever encounter one, you're dead, considering that it is 100 meters long, 100 tons, and swims at an astonishing 100 mph. This is referred to as "The triple 100".
Watch out! There's a gigantic Crab Whale in the water!
by MajesticElements December 16, 2017
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crab hole

Josh Risards once said Nick Jonas was a crab hole
by RanchEatrr2003 January 20, 2020
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