Post Consensual

When the sex wasn't initially consensual but afterwards it was Post Consensual

My girlfriend woke me up while playing with me when I was asleep but it was Post Consensual

by Sexy Clint May 18, 2025

Serious Consequences

But he WON'T face serious consequences is he STEALS FUCKING INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY (TRILLLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH) AND CONDEMNS A CHILD TO DEATH!?

Hym "Serious consequences... Like the people on the Epstein list? Oh wait... No. Make that cripple pay for my shit or YOU MOTHERFUCKERS will face serious consequences! SEE HOW THAT WORKS!? I CAN SAY IT TOO!"

by Hym Iam June 8, 2025

The consensual Dennis

A variant of doggy where the top has one foot on the back of the bottoms head, keeping it to the ground. Ideally the bottom licks the floor.

I love when my boyfriend puts me into the consensual Dennis and my pussy spews like a broken chipotle soda fountain

by Comeonowmeow October 21, 2025

Owed Consent Fallacy

Owed Consent is an incel fallacy where the incel does a kind jesture like buying a gift or dinner for a person, and despite them not agreeing to reciprocate still have the social unawareness to act out and say they are Owed Consent. This is usually held by men between the ages of 16 and 21 who were neglected as children who were not taught how to respect girls/bottoms.

"I paid for this bitches meal but she said no! She must've said yes!" - John
"You're an incel John, you know they don't owe you anything if they didn't agree to anything" - Scott
"But I feel so used!" - John
"Then get into a relationship before? Set terms? Don't be an incel maybe? Make it clear you want something in return before acting like they signed a waver to smash your sorry ass? You fell for that Owed Consent Fallacy my man." - Scott

by Femboy Forklifter October 25, 2025

The Battery Conservation Paradox

The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.

As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?

by Senormeowington October 14, 2011

Ad domus conservationist

One who recycles and conserves at home, and makes sure the whole world knows it. However, anywhere else this person will waste more resources than a hummer on steroids.

He is a ad domus conservationist. He only cares about the environment at home.

by Aarif Bhagat February 18, 2015

The Law of Conservation of Hype

Hype cannot be created or destroyed, but only changed from one form to another

Why did Marvel have to release the second Captain America: Civil War trailer right before the release of Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice? Due to The Law of Conservation of Hype, some of my BVS hype has now been transferred to Spider-Man in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

by amkwong July 23, 2016