conker crack

Someone who balls hang at the same height, can result in pain if they have fat inner thighs..

"fuck me just crossed my legs and crack my conkers, argh.."

by Derek Danksworth June 25, 2005

cocked out

V. To be shut out by a smokin hot girl, due to the simple fact that there are just too many other cocks around her. (for the less intelligent, this is not a good thing)

A common occurence at bars/clubs/frat parties.

I saw this amazingly gorgeous girl at the keg, but I was cocked out by the 8 frat boys she was with.

by teezy33 December 3, 2006

Corker

Something that is funny.

That movie about glow in the dark flying earthworms was a corker!

by Loopt March 3, 2017

wine corker

when taking a dump, one solid piece of fecal matter is shat. this is followed by butt piss.

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

chris crocker

a young man who is witty, smart and who is loving and carefree. An inspiration to those who want to be individuals. Someone who is not afraid to be themselves no matter what negative attention he may get.

chris crocker

by blu03 December 18, 2009

cocked

Extreme Ownage or getting raped

I was playing UFC and knocked a guy out in 3 seconds. He got cocked.

by GayHomoButtNaked May 30, 2009

Cocked up

Raised both arms in air with a struted chest and leg aparts like Shahid Afridi.

As soon as he heard that he had passed the driving test, he cocked up.

by cypherx April 8, 2011