Cluster Fuck 

A term which can be used for a person/group of people to describe when a relatively simple task is completely and consecutively fucked up causing them to become frustrated with themselves.

"He's having a total cluster fuck trying to do that"

Cluster Fuck by MellyMoo October 23, 2012

Cluster Fuck 

British roadworks (aka Sadistic Bastards). Closing off multiple primary routes of traffic for 90 days to trim the verge, forcing the traffic load of a small town like London to use a single lane bridge to commute. Also using diversion tactics that will see someone travelling from Birmingham to London visit the Norwich coast.

Sorry I'm late for work since yesterday, it's the cluster fuck.

Cluster Fuck by Last Action Hero 5001 December 20, 2012

lusterfuck 

When a casual hook up becomes questionable because of a possibility of feelings being formed for the other or rather just lack of communication of what the other wants or is looking for, besides sex

I'm in a total lusterfuck. Like he asked me out to a concert and we hooked up a few times but he doesn't talk to me much and I don't know if he likes me or not

lusterfuck by XXyeah_it's_meXX December 2, 2014

Cluster fuck 

The internet

Yes the internet is infact

One big ass cluster fuck

Cluster fuck by Tara Dickove August 17, 2017

clumberfuck

A person who has little up top mentally and very little down below physically.
Usually male.

You wouldn't touch a clumberfuck with.a bargepole. Or any other sex toy.

Ut oh clumberfuck alert.
Keep your panties on and disengage eye contact.

clumberfuck by lalalayla606 July 10, 2014

Clutterfunk 

Noun: a geometry dash level

verb: To crash a funk party

adjective: a version of the word Clusterfuck

Joseph: Have you ever played Clutterfunk?
James: yes, I have played that one game where you crash funk parties.
Joseph: Wow, what a Clutterfunk you are

Clutterfunk by oofle doofle April 6, 2020

Clutterbucked 

When a girl sucks you off when she’s wearing braces. ;)

“Bro that absolutely skank clutterbucked me last night , she was rentip”

Clutterbucked by ForkBitcoin September 9, 2022