A person who looks and behaves like a completely normal person and is typically not physically imposing, that actually has profound skill in the martial arts without anyone knowing of it.
So I was walking home sort of late last night with Dan when four guys jumped us! While I was cowering on the ground I heard Dan make some Asian noises and a bunch of thuds in quick succession. Then there was silence for a few seconds followed by the sound four bodies hitting the ground. It turns out my brother Dan is a closet ninja.
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1 : somebody who is too shy to dance in public areas, yet has no problem breaking out the moves in his/her bedroom
2 : somebody that learned how to dance by dancing and looking at themselves in the mirror
3 : somebody that surprised their friends with his/her dance moves at the club, because nobody had ever seen them dance before
2 : somebody that learned how to dance by dancing and looking at themselves in the mirror
3 : somebody that surprised their friends with his/her dance moves at the club, because nobody had ever seen them dance before
"damn, where did he learn how to dance like that?"
- ah, he's a closet dancer.
"how did she get so good? where are her moves from?"
- she's been practicing in her room. she's a closet dancer.
- ah, he's a closet dancer.
"how did she get so good? where are her moves from?"
- she's been practicing in her room. she's a closet dancer.
by toonchoon February 20, 2011
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by gillian <3 August 10, 2004
Get the closet slut mug.Ryan won't shut up about rasslin' or hair metal but he eats pocky and plays animu visual novels when no one's around. What a closet weeaboo.
by DangerSideburns November 26, 2013
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Person B: Stop living a lie, you're in a transparent closet!
Person B: Stop living a lie, you're in a transparent closet!
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