Chives

Chives, most people call them green onions, but they're really scallions.

The misuses always fixes a plate of relish with them little carrot sticks. Y'know, olives, pickles, chives...most folks call 'em "green onions" , but they're really scallions. Have you ever noticed that, Joe?

See: Firesign Theater, Stan Freberg -Christmas Dragnet (1953)

by Roxanne Pearls July 23, 2016

Cleveland Steamer with a cherry on top

When a chick performs a regular Cleveland Steamer, topped off with her used tampon.

Normally she'll do a Cincinnati bowtie, but this time she went for the Cleveland Steamer with a cherry on top.

by daltonator April 1, 2008

Cleveland Steamer

The sexual act of shitting on ones chest, during or after intercourse.

Dude I gave her a cleveland steamer last night.

by Joe Tennn November 6, 2006

cleveland steamer

The act of taking a shit on a girl's chest while she is sucking your dick. See also: Hot Carlisle, Pasadena Mudslide, California Hot Plate

I gave her a cleveland steamer last night. It got a little bit messy.

by MadHat December 17, 2004

cleveland steamer

The act of defecating on the chest of one's partner and then performing a rocking motion while sitting in the feces in an attempt to spread the feces out in a steam roller like fashion.

Glen performed a cleveland steamer on Brittany because she was a ho fo sho.

by fdkj May 14, 2008

cleveland blumpkin

when a male sits on anothers chest, and recieves oral sex while taking a shit

last night, my friend asked me if I wanted a cleveland blumpkin...I said 'why not'.

by B514 December 7, 2006

cleveland steamer

The act of making sweet love to a woman, waiting until she goes to sleep, defecating on her chest, taking a five dollar bill from her purse and then bolting from the area.

She was complaining to her friends that she had gone to bed with a new man and awakened to a large fresh pile of feces on her chest and that five dollars missing from her purse. Her friends were barely able to contain their laughter as they informed her that he had been the recipient of the mythical cleveland steamer.

by Grande John June 25, 2006